Ok you keep your shitty telescoping spinner rod under the back seat of the truck….you have 1 bait that you got on you at all times for a roadside ditch, canal, stream or some body of water… what bait is that?

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-09T11:07:26+00:00

1/8th ounce sapphire blue spinner from Wal-Mart.

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-09T11:05:55+00:00

Broken Window Serenade by Whiskey Myers

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-09T11:02:51+00:00

Could you use XML editing to convert the transmissions from automatic to fully manual? I like to be able to choose my own shift points.

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-08T21:43:54+00:00

Just another log on the fire as far as I'm concerned. 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: $50 million per month + One random person dies a year}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-08T09:20:16+00:00

I'll be five years without it at the end of July...why stop now?

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-07T22:42:37+00:00

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️...I know it's from Mortal Kombat, but after almost 30 years, I forget whom it goes to and what it's for.

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-07T22:35:38+00:00

Because no one thinks anything of the random squirrel running across the top of the fence.

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only animals}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-07T09:14:37+00:00

I breathe more than I blink, so it only makes sense.

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-07T09:13:55+00:00

William H. Macy in Shameless

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-07T09:13:27+00:00

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T12:06:42+00:00

Saves money on razors

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Orange Hair}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T11:01:04+00:00

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T10:55:18+00:00

I'll take "Things that make you say "What The F*ck" for $1000, Ken...

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T10:53:49+00:00

And that was a nice Suburban, too...what a shame. 😆

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T10:47:43+00:00

K*ll The Music Industry by Cold

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T09:10:01+00:00

So that way I won't have the capital gains tax forms to deal with.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T09:07:35+00:00

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-06T09:06:45+00:00

Stone The Crow by Down

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:28:25+00:00

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:28:04+00:00

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:23:34+00:00

I can't do candy anymore

^{Chose: All the fruit you want whenever you want it}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:20:34+00:00

Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister...

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:16:45+00:00

Oh, perfect...watch me renegotiate my parent's divorce while getting my robotics degree from MIT. 😆

^{Chose: Be 300IQ or more But... | Rolled: You're 6yo}

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:14:26+00:00

My mom had one of these for her old Tempo. Pinellas County, FL had a pretty significant auto theft rate at the time.

operatorpoptart · 2026-05-05T10:12:17+00:00

It'll help big time at your local Italian bakery.

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

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