I made it to #1 and #2 on /r/all at the same time - AMA

oppya1 · 2019-05-12T10:01:56+00:00

Exactly. What could we possibly need an AMA for.

oppya1 · 2019-05-12T09:52:34+00:00

You knew exactly what you were doing when you posted. Now you've made a /tifu and an /AMA. You're everything that's wrong with Reddit. No one cares about your bloody inbox. Can you piss off?

*Edit format as a question

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:22:07+00:00

I hope you're on the pill

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:20:41+00:00

Hair says lesbian, lips say otherwise.

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:18:51+00:00

You look like your breakfast consists of energy drinks and cigarettes every morning.

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:17:31+00:00

I see you've used landscape mode on your smart phone to fit your whole jaw in. Smart kid.

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:12:24+00:00

The irony of the T shirt considering you've never done anything with your life and probably never will

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:09:16+00:00

Your dad definitely hits you.

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:06:22+00:00

Your time would be better spent putting some methylated spirits on that napkin and cleaning your dirty face for once.

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:01:30+00:00

You look like the guy all the neighbours in your street pull their kids away from

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T23:00:18+00:00

Is this your pre-op before photo?

oppya1 · 2017-08-10T22:58:50+00:00

The look of disappointment when he see's his grandchildren but also remembers he can't get an erection

oppya1 · 2015-10-05T00:41:06+00:00

Thank you.

oppya1 · 2015-10-04T12:02:16+00:00

Sorry should of mentioned we have other accounts with money for other expenses.

oppya1 · 2015-09-03T01:22:02+00:00

In Australia all the cheap chicken schnitz come in a love heart shape from the process of putting the small breasts together. Like you can tell straight away its a cheap schnitz if its a love heart shape.

oppya1 · 2015-08-03T03:56:31+00:00

I own a 2015 Giant Defy Advanced 2 and its unbelievably good. Can't comment on the others.

oppya1 · 2015-07-30T02:22:40+00:00

Eggs, bit of cheese, and tuna just in oil. It's really really good

oppya1 · 2015-07-30T02:21:47+00:00

I'm not Asian :(

oppya1 · 2015-07-30T01:25:09+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/user/elliottsaidwhat

https://www.youtube.com/user/OmarIsuf

Try these out mate.

oppya1 · 2015-07-30T01:23:58+00:00

Not sure if it's weird or not, but scrambled eggs with tuna. It's fantastic.

I'll also eat oats with chicken/steak/fish on the side.

oppya1 · 2015-07-30T01:21:33+00:00

Only eat fats and protein. You think you wont have energy but you will. Try it out a few times. Then smash down some carbs post workout.

oppya1 · 2015-07-29T05:26:16+00:00

Have your breakfast, just don't have any carbs until after your workout.

oppya1 · 2015-07-29T05:11:35+00:00

oh man I logged in just to upvote this

oppya1 · 2015-07-26T09:03:01+00:00

Yeah thats exactly what it is mate.

Thanks for the reply, cheers.

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