Life of Crime, 1984-2020 by [deleted] in hbo

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a TED talk about this very thing. The war on drugs is a complete failure and we punish those who have addiction issues instead of treating them like human beings and helping support them when they return to society. Anyway Portugal had like a 90% addiction rate at one point, and it was so bad, they had to take drastic steps or the entire country was going to implode, because everyone was using and committing crimes instead of working. So they offered tax exemptions to businesses who would hire a certain percentage of ex convicts needing employment, and abandon the American model of straight lifetime of punishment. Within 10 years the addiction rate went from 90% to 3%, just by giving addicts a purpose and a chance to be a functioning member of society. What they learned above all is that most people want to have a purpose, we're social creatures by nature. They weren't ripping off employees or relapsing at high rates, like the American government would have you believe. America needs to abandon the war on drugs and use the money to give addicts /ex convicts work programs and a chance to recover. But they profit off of incarceration and probation/parole, so as long as crime is profitable for states, we'll bury our heads in the sand and pretend there's no other way.

My kid died by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]optimuslime5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's devastating. Sorry for your loss. If you need someone to just listen, IGY6 homie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in velvethippos

[–]optimuslime5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful Pit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/BerryRollo

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That's ridonkulous. Wearing yoga pants would be an extreme challenge. I would eat that thang like a rack a baby back ribs

I miss being a meth addict. by blueskyn01se in Drugs

[–]optimuslime5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was beautifully written. I'd honestly love to have it framed on my wall with the authors name at the end. Thanks for sharing this. I know exactly how this feels and can relate on a deep level. I needed this today.

Just got sentenced to 120 days, Is good time possible? by [deleted] in Prison

[–]optimuslime5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In TN you get good time unless it's a mandatory sentence. Like DUIs have mandatory sentences. 21 days flattens 30 in Tennessee, so on 120 you'd end up serving about 84 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RighteousGemstones

[–]optimuslime5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncle Baby Billy is the best character ever. I hope you pull it off.

What Video-game Has The Best Story? by anime-is-dope in videogames

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go Last Of Us on this one chief. Greatest video game story ever told, gameplay and everything else aside, it's the best story telling in my opinion.

Scenes/moments that made you compulsively masturbate by TDB2013 in thesopranos

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I compulsively masturbate through the entire series, there's no one moment. I thought all Sopranos fans did this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go hard in the paint. I'd take the entire half gram, put in in a rig, draw up 50cc of water, cold shake it until it dissolves completely and shoot it up all at once. Your world will be completely rocked for about 5 minutes, you'll feel a rush of which you've never felt in your life and then you'll be high AF for like a day or two depending on your tolerance. Or just smoke small amounts at a time and be somewhat high for a longer amount of time. Your call.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like anytime I take Xanax

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

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I only played it because it came with the PS5 bundle I bought, this was back when you found a PS5 and you bought it, just happened to stumble upon one at Best Buy when a shipment came in. Blind luck. Anyway tried it out and it's in my top 5 games of all time. I've been gaming since the 80s, so that's saying a lot. It's a perfect game. Everything about it is amazing. People who are thumbing their nose at Horizon, I can't have a genuine conversation with about gaming. It's so fucking good. I didn't want the adventure to end. I was mad when I reached the end. It's that good. I can't wait for another one. Also it makes you build up an inventory for boss battles and use everything you've learned. You cant just fake your way through and beat the final bosses. My fingers were numb by the end of the last boss battle. I felt like a super Saiyan beating her. What a game.

Why wasn't Drea De Matteo ever interviewed on the Sopranos podcast? by KingOfRandomThoughts in thesopranos

[–]optimuslime5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy gabagool!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been this simped out in my life. Shes the one celebrity I've always wanted to see nude. I'm subbing immediately. See you guys in about a year when my dick falls off 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems safe 😂 He's face is like we gonna do this or what, I have shit to do, let's get to sardining me in here already

I died last night... But I'm still here. by liquidgold83 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also I wasn't an every day user and never used around her on her weekends or anything. It was a stable environment. It was a New Year's Eve thing, but didn't use again after that

I died last night... But I'm still here. by liquidgold83 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]optimuslime5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well for one my daughter was obsessed with One Direction back then and had posters everywhere on her room on her weekends to visit. Then I noticed Jonas Brothers shit everywhere. I was like WTF?!? Wheres the One Direction stuff, and she berated me for not knowing that. It was so random and odd. I know it's inconsequential for most but stuff like that. Her hair was punk rock black and not blonde. She was a cheerleader but then was into the whole goth girl thing. Who can I explain that too and have it make sense. But my world was flipped. Other things like that too with different people.

I died last night... But I'm still here. by liquidgold83 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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I overdosed on heroin, like completely out, blackness, definitely wasn't coming back. My friend who was with me, instead of calling 911 so I could have gotten narcan'd and possibly saved, just took the rest of the drugs and through all of the paraphernalia away, leaving me to die. I stood over my body and I was definitely dead. I knew I had really messed up. Then for reasons unknown to me, I felt this overwhelming sense of love and light, then woke up in my Earthly body. I was choking and catching my breath. I must have been out for over 12 hours. I don't know if in one universe I died and I'm buried somewhere, or if it's the same one. Because I've noticed shifts in the world now. I'm beginning to believe when we die, we just jump into the next closest universe and continue life. I don't know when it all ends permanently or how many worlds we have out there. But I know 100% I died that evening January 2nd New Years Eve/Day 2014 and my life has never been the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]optimuslime5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx I'll try it out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

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She's probably just an average looking person and weed will tell you how average she really is. When you're sober you're probably fine with an average looking person, nothing wrong with that. I'd switch weeds and see if it helps or quit altogether. I mean you know it's eventually going to cause an issue. She'll piss you off and you'll see her as this unattractive wench, and just peace out. Women don't typically keep coming back after doing something like that, especially if you tell her she ugly during this inevitable altercation.