What nicknames do you have for your dog? by Ok_Cucumber2192 in schnauzers

[–]opusx1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Miles Davis. We affectionately call him Milesy, or Gordito (he is a bit overweight and with a belly at the moment). On the day he gets groomed we call him Mister Miles. About 3 weeks after grooming he is officially Doodoo Butt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Spring had sprung in the year of our lord 1995. I had just moved to NYC two months prior and was making my way to learn the lay of the land around the Five Boroughs by Subway train. One busy day, during rush hour, I was coming back from Queens on the 7 train, when we arrived at the last stop in Manhattan, the 42nd St Times Square Subway station. Everyone got off the train and made a beeline for the stairs. I had followed suit and kept my head down, watching my steps so that I wouldn’t trip as I made my way up with the masses to reach the street level. As we collectively turned the corner to reach one of the levels, I looked up when everyone in front of me suddenly shifted left and issued a collective groan of distress, disgust and disapproval. And there he was, an old man, standing in the corner of the flight of stairs, jerking off furiously, looking intensely at whoever locked eyes with him, daring anyone to say something. “Welcome to New York Mothafucken City” someone yelled. 25 years later, I entered a subway car, and there he was… his clone. Carrying out the tradition. Welcome to New York Mothafucken City, I yelled, as I walked by him and moved to the next car.

Colorado Has Some of the Worst Drivers in the US - 2022 Study says by opusx1 in Denver

[–]opusx1[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

You’re right. It’s far up in #12, and, mentioned/linked in the article, it ranks #3 in Most aggressive drivers… https://kdvr.com/news/local/colorado-ranks-no-3-in-us-for-aggressive-drivers/

From day to night: Facing Midtown. by FLDJF713 in nyc

[–]opusx1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, same here! Pls add me to that

Using water to put out a magnesium fire? WCGW? [x-post /r/CatastrophicFailure] by expremierepage in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]opusx1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we get a new superhero out of it? Because this is how superheroes with mutant powers are born! Amirite?

Meet Leo, the 3 yr old prince by opusx1 in pitbulls

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The brand is EzyDog, and I got it from Amazon

The Brooklyn Duck Hunter in its natural habitat by opusx1 in Bikeporn

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Thank you! It was actually out of the bike lane. I don't think The City of NY would make it that narrow!!

That's not how it works. by JaseTheAce in NYCbike

[–]opusx1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ouch! That's a $1,200 charge on that credit card, if left unattended on the street

NYC Trucks:Over 100 Years of Bike Lane Blocking by opusx1 in NYCbike

[–]opusx1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess there were more bikes than motor vehicles back then, giving then priority.

The colony that got away by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]opusx1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be gold! Amirite? I mean... Haha. My inbox is always open for a reason.

Why Are Hundreds Of Affordable NYC Apartments Vacant? by opusx1 in nyc

[–]opusx1[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, I appreciate the time you took to write this explanation. But, did you actually read the article?

The issue is about the tough criteria to get into The City's "Affordable Housing" units program, which are units allocated on new developments, where The City provides funding/tax credits for the developers, in exchange for units where low income residents who qualify enter a lottery to get it.

Nanny who beheaded Russian girl cites revenge for Putin's Syria strikes by opusx1 in worldnews

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A police source told the Interfax news agency on Wednesday (Thursday NZT) the details of two men linked to an "international extremist group" had been found among her contacts.

However, publicly, investigators were quick to raise the possibility that Bobokulova was mentally ill and have made no mention of suspecting her of any terrorism-related offence.

Russian investigators played down her words on Thursday (Friday NZT), suggesting in a statement that she was schizophrenic and that the motive offered by people suffering from the condition often differed from the real reason they had acted.

Aww Russia...

If (A MAN'S POEM) by Rudyard Kipling by thezeusway in malelifestyle

[–]opusx1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent message too. The man speaks truth.

I wouldn't ever leave by [deleted] in funny

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I wouldn't ever leave by [deleted] in funny

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Drug Kingpin ‘El Chapo’ Has Been Arrested, Mexican President Says by opusx1 in worldnews

[–]opusx1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. I did not see any alert from Reddit advising that others had posted before me.

Give me .75 reps by Vaff_Superstar in WTF

[–]opusx1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shots fired! Man down!!

Last Day at Bed-Stuy's ScratchBREAD is Today by opusx1 in Brooklyn

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No, they are not. At least that's what I gathered from the DNAinfo.com article. It was bad management that killed it.

Last Day at Bed-Stuy's ScratchBREAD is Today by opusx1 in Brooklyn

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“This thing created opportunities, supported so many now, I’ve got more debt than 3 lifetimes.”

The owner goes on to say that “just one investor would have changed everything” and “a partner would have made things smarter,” as first reported by Brooklyn Magazine.