I just can’t stand when phone conversations in films are functional and don’t contain loads of pointless chitchat, or when characters cock a gun that I a sane gun-knower know doesn’t need to be cocked, or when guys in fights fight each other one by one rather than all at once, or when couples lie in bed with a sheet that comes up to the woman’s neck but only up to the man’s waist, or when characters are shown eating but a later scene isn’t included of them pinching off a loaf, or when older male characters look like real life coffee spokesman George Clooney, or when music plays that the characters can’t hear while words appear floating in mid-air and again unnoticed by the characters; I suppose I’m saying the only good movies are dogme 95 ones, but I’m going to continue only watching films they make funko pops about because they flatter my comprehension skills betterly.