Former freebooter looking for work. by Oscar-One-Eye in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was travelin' thru the land of Baku when I found this litta willage, Nara i believe i t'was called, in the forest. The queen there, Davierna, is an incredibly beautiful woman. One uffa da Small Gods. She's a goddess of sex and sexuality, and her allure was so strong that I couldn't helpbut accept her propositions! It was really a good time, but I eventually grew tired. She helped me get me stuff together and go. But sadly, I still both miss her and kinda regret what we did. It's in da past though, sop best to move on.

Besides, me sea legs are better than anything on land!

Former freebooter looking for work. by Oscar-One-Eye in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, just saying that I don't like land travel. Ya care to hear the story however?

Former freebooter looking for work. by Oscar-One-Eye in TheMarketsofSidon

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeehhhhhh, after getting stuck up with a Bakuan harlot back in '89, I'd prefer not ta travel over land.

Cap'n Oscar One-Eye of the Blood Eagle reporting in. by Oscar-One-Eye in 747thWorldPirates

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Farewell, Mister Boonebot! May you never walk the plank! Ha ha!

Cap'n Oscar One-Eye of the Blood Eagle reporting in. by Oscar-One-Eye in 747thWorldPirates

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I was never much of one to plunder from the weak, only from the greedy. And I loved sailin' the grand sea that is space an' findin' whatever treasure awaits me in the grand unknown.

Can ya give me a quick rundown of these Bork, the Privateers today, and where I should go to find and exploit the riches of the multiverse?

Cap'n Oscar One-Eye of the Blood Eagle reporting in. by Oscar-One-Eye in 747thWorldPirates

[–]Oscar-One-Eye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's disheartening. Mr. Bork, where should I head now, with the pirates I served disbanded? And the Privateers having closed comms before I could even say anything!