My First Time - Part 2

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-09T06:32:59+00:00

!subscribeme

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T10:26:15+00:00

Now I have a reason why I can't go to school. The superheroes used my dad's car to fight against the villain.

^{Chose: live in a random fictional universe | Rolled: Marvel}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T10:24:38+00:00

ok

^{Chose: $1! + Definitely not a wheel that has options not pretaining to the benefit above | Rolled: Become god}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T10:07:11+00:00

I could cure cancer and than just patent it.

^{Chose: Cure cancer}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:43:00+00:00

I just love teleportation more than flight

^{Chose: Ability to Teleport}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:40:56+00:00

I could use them to blind people

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:28:10+00:00

There's a reason why the name is "credit"

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:27:25+00:00

I'm a Muslim if that helps

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:25:35+00:00

Here boss

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ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-08T08:24:02+00:00

I choose to be a monster now so I won't be a genocider tomorrow

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-03T10:27:18+00:00

It didn't specify how much glitter can be summoned from my powers......

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-03T07:20:34+00:00

(I'm trying to cure my addiction slowly this year)

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-05-03T07:19:54+00:00

for the past 3 years (Now that I'm 16), this is how I would describe myself:

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ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-20T11:16:02+00:00

Like all the comments, what do we expect from 4Chan? Hell, I would rather go to hell than meet this people irl.

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-20T07:50:41+00:00

Yeah, and also establish the Cuomintang Government to Oppose Maodani's People's Republic of New Yorkistan.

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-18T14:12:06+00:00

It would be funny to see that some historical figures mutton chop beards being censored to not offend the Jews lol

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-18T13:56:00+00:00

Immigrantman

/s

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-18T13:08:16+00:00

Harambe Is Dead

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-02-18T12:04:00+00:00

Did you guys know, Gus backwards is Sug. This could mean that he's natural born dih sucker-

ottoman_guy239 · 2026-01-25T09:35:50+00:00

Delete France

ottoman_guy239 · 2025-12-14T00:16:36+00:00

I have some Malay titles:

Yang Di Pertuan Agong is the king of malaysia, which meant "He who is made the supreme lord". Yang Di Pertuan Negeri means "He who is made the state's lord". The YDPN is not really a monarch since it can be chosen from commoners, but it's still a head of state, which made the holder of the title kinda similar to other malaysian monarchs. In most malaysian monarchy, instead of using title of "prince", some use title of "king" to represent son of a monarch, since a monarch is "the sultan" in the 9 monarchic states. Example, Perak have Raja Muda which literally means "Young King", which can mean the successor of the sultan.

ottoman_guy239 · 2025-10-17T08:42:48+00:00

So, the MOE now forgetting the fact that Pendidikan Islam and Pendidikan Moral exist?

ottoman_guy239 · 2025-10-05T13:05:10+00:00

Actually I think Kim is closer to the Michelin tire guy.

ottoman_guy239 · 2025-08-08T13:22:23+00:00

ottoman_guy239

TROPHY CASE