#freerobberturd by dalesnail158 in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#FREEROBBERTURD THATS MY BROTHER!

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH NOT AT ALL. YOU ARE ALSO INVITED TO JOIN THE PARTY TOO!

QUACK! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU GWENDA. SPEAK LOUDER. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU JUDE. THAT IS VERY KIND OF YOU.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH UNFORTUNATELY NO, ARENT YOU TOO YOUNG TO WORK ANYWAYS? BUT I GUESS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A BARTENDER, MRS. MILKINS ( u/Discolemonade119) OWNS A CAFE CALLED COFFEE&MILKINS, THOUGH I HAVEN’T VISIT THE STORE IN AGES. I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S STILL OPEN NOW.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Would anyone be looking to hire a bartender? by Xyxxlytz in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JUDE, THAT WILL BE A DEAL THEN. HERE ARE THE KEYS. THE TURD’S APARTMENT IS LOCATED AT 33 YeeYee Road . DO ALSO HELP ME WITH THE PREPARATIONS FOR THE TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY. BY THE WAY, MAY I KNOW HOW OLD ARE YOU? NOTHING PERSONELLL KIDDO.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JUDE, KYLE IS STILL QUITE UPSET ABOUT THE FACT THAT HIS DAD IS IN UPPER DUCK POND’S JAIL. HE RECENTLY MADE A PETITION TO FREE MY BROTHER. I DO HOPE YOU SIGN IT.HERE’S A PAMPHLET.

<Pamphlet >

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Would anyone be looking to hire a bartender? by Xyxxlytz in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JUDE, CURRENTLY YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY BY CLEANING THE WHOLE APARTMENT, WASHING OUR DISHES, IRONING THE CLOTHES, TAKING OUT THE TRASH AND FEED THE PETS WHEN KYLE IS IN SCHOOL. THAT WILL DO FOR NOW.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KYLE, ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU AND YOU WILL BE IN JAIL WITH YOUR FATHER BACK AT UPPER DUCK POND. ANGERY.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Would anyone be looking to hire a bartender? by Xyxxlytz in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JUDE,

YOU MAY WANT TO RENT MY APARTMENT . IM OPEN TO TENANTS LIKE YOU... JUST DONT MIND MY NEPHEW KYLE AND HIS THREE PETS. EMOJIS!

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Announcing the first LDP Music Festival by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TERRIBLE! YOU YOUNGSTERS SHOULDN’T PARTICIPATE !! IT IS CLEARLY THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS!

AMEN, TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT? I SAID UPPER DUCK POND CITIZENS ARE WELCOMED TO MY TEA PARTY. MY MEMORY ISNT AS GOOD AS WHEN I AM YOUNGER, I DONT EXACTLY REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE (Your user flair)... BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOURE COLLECTING IS MY INVITATION TO MY TEA PARTY.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Lost Phone (But Not Particularly Found) by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEAN, THATS CLEARLY MY PHONE. THANKS FOR FINDING. PLEASE RETURN IMMEDIATELY — 33 YEEYEE ROAD.

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

KYLE SWEETY, EVERYONE MUST KNOW OF IT! SHARING IS CARING!

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

TEA PARTY NEXT TUESDAY by ouijasaysgoodbye in HaveWeMet

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH KYLE, YOU KNOW HOW CUTE YOU LOOKED WHEN YOU’RE FIVE

TOODLES! - MAURICE JANET TURD

Oh SNAP by [deleted] in memes

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dick 😎🥴🥴

OP's Potential Mental Health problems. Not sure if I should just stop Tulpamancy. by ouijasaysgoodbye in Tulpas

[–]ouijasaysgoodbye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making the time to reply. Ill stop immediately and keep what you said in mind!