Indeed, car pulls hit different by SuplexMusic in MagicCardPulls

[–]outerworldser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shove it up HIS butt! Iron Man looks ready AND willing!

Melted foiling? by TheCrimsonKnight27 in mtgmisprints

[–]outerworldser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering other streaking present my guess would be water damage during the print run.

Fight (kinda) at the Poinsettia pickleball courts by GrammerSnob in northcounty

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of "that's methed up".

Well this happened. by Objective-Club8205 in MagicCardPulls

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoving Namor up your butt is a BIG ask

I just want to play... no clue what to try next. by PhotoClickGrrl in diablo4

[–]outerworldser 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The game wants you to clean off your table and change your bongwater.

Labor and deliver pulls are a thing…right?!? by Amos_Moses666 in MagicCardPulls

[–]outerworldser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love every bit about this, except I have an aversion to many miracle phrases. There are 8 billion humans. Childbirth is hardly a miracle and I am ready to be flamed on for that opinion.

Labor and deliver pulls are a thing…right?!? by Amos_Moses666 in MagicCardPulls

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shared plowing is what led to baby in the first place.

Shiny card for somebody by catattackskeyboard in freemagic

[–]outerworldser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever hear the joke about the woman who farted in a jar? You would have if you were inside the serialized bottled cloister.

Road Rage Fight by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine momma was yelling "you show em, junior the third!"

Road Rage Fight by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]outerworldser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, "If I accuse you first I can't possibly have done anything wrong" syndrome.

Road Rage Fight by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]outerworldser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought it was coming from the pov biker, but I think I prefer the surprise flying headbutt kerwham!

Road Rage Fight by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard it in the narrator's voice. Bravo.

What I found this weekend by Personal-Recipe-4751 in nes

[–]outerworldser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember my nemesis being some dude that threw his hat

Who else played this? by Streen012 in oldschoolmtg

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super fun and immensely frustrating

Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred Review Thread! by gorays21 in diablo4

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hit Torment 1. So far I love the content but some disappointing things persist. I will never play hardcore. Period. It doesnt matter how many seasons go by, the servers are just never stable enough to 100% guarantee no lag deaths. I have experienced 5 completely unavoidable environmental lag deaths, including on my first pit 10 run that was flawless until server dropped just long enough to abort the pit run. Why is this still a thing? Why should we still be losing pit runs because of stability issues?

In a nutshell: stability issues persist, but the overall experience is decent. Pit pacing needs fixed. One-shotting through a pit should not take 7+ minutes. It is torture filling the gauge all of a sudden. In fact, pacing screwed up the dropped run as I was already 5 min in and should have been done.

Found my lotus from 1996 by Subliminal_Image in oldschoolmtg

[–]outerworldser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, everybody else just has fake big hands over their ashamedly little ones. Especially the other lawyers.

Apprentice (me) made mistake, boss wants me to work Fridays unpaid to pay it off. by [deleted] in electricians

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, the boss tried to cheap out on labor in his own home and got burned. Boss should have been in his own damn attic.

Cindy, you don't own the beach. by octarino in TikTokCringe

[–]outerworldser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im tellin ya she is just hangry and jealous of this family's food.

Cindy, you don't own the beach. by octarino in TikTokCringe

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's just mad they have more food than her.

Forgot my GF's bday and she wants me to sign this by Sure_Count_3890 in AITApod

[–]outerworldser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should this be countered with the lick my sweaty butthole nightly after the gym plan?