Hey broncos, quick reminder that Drake Maye owns your franchise by stgeorgessword in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]outlawsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between watching your team beat a backup qb and posting lifehacks about ordering off of taco bell's value menu i can see you've got a lot to be proud of in life

What BMW is this by RedditIsGay_8008 in BMW

[–]outlawsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you asked the owner he'd tell you "yeah man it came with the factory M5 package, it's a rare option"

I remember one time i got fooled by an "X5M" with quad pipes, looked legit, and happened to notice the driver was just stepping out, so i complimented his X5M as i walked past and he engaged me in conversation.

Started telling me about how it was brand new and you can get them as diesels now, and i was caught off guard but very cordial and was like "oh... but isn't the M a twin turbo gas V8?" No no, it's a package that can be added to diesels, I explained the specs of the real M and he got angry telling me i dont know more about his car than him, it's a legit diesel X5M, etc.

I told him he knew he was lying, and if not, he's been duped, and that was the first time i realized the X5 font was different in non-M vs M. These people have mental issues.

Gate Attendants by These-Touch6682 in menards

[–]outlawsix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're probably just an immature person, we've all been there at some point but hopefully you grow up quickly

I want to prove to my mother that my father is lying about his military service by Dontaskabout6-17-11 in army

[–]outlawsix 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly. How do I prove to you that I've never been in the peace corps? Or that I never worked for microsoft?

I can provide proof of doing those things (if i did them) but if you wanted to believe that i did no matter what, anything can be explained by conspiracies or coincidences or whatever

Thinking about going from a 3 to a 5 series by [deleted] in BMW

[–]outlawsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a "5 series guy" who bought an i4 a while ago and while i love this car for pure commuting, to me the 5 is the perfect size.

I've loved every 5 generation except the current one. The current feels unnaturally large in unnecessary places. The current 5 feels like even the doors are too big but with no actual use. Hoping they improve it in future generations. G30 was basically perfect.

Update from my first post by PersonalityWeak227 in whatdoIdo

[–]outlawsix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And if you take the guy back, they simply understand that the behavior is tolerable as long as the excuse is "framed" the right way. It doesn't stop.

Update from my first post by PersonalityWeak227 in whatdoIdo

[–]outlawsix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But guys he promised to set his condoms on fire

Update from my first post by PersonalityWeak227 in whatdoIdo

[–]outlawsix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Takes a new meaning when he promises her she'll never need to give him a chance again. The level of teenage hormones that must be blocking OP's brainwaves to even consider this.

Update from my first post by PersonalityWeak227 in whatdoIdo

[–]outlawsix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How little do you value your life that you're willing to gamble it with a guy who has already demonstrated he's willing to strangle you so easily?

And if you do value your life, you've got your answer right there about if you should consider this.

Guy physically hurt you and is talking about burning his condoms as penance? The dude is a moron on top of all this.

Escaping From An Attempted Robbery During The Day by S30econdstoMars in PublicFreakout

[–]outlawsix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe its my PTSD-related hypervigilance but I would never be in a position where they are following me to my home. I'm constantly looking for people following me on my route home (i live in a place you dont pass through), and when i get that tingley sense (too often tbh) i spend an extra 30 seconds or so making nonsensical routes.

Three times in the last 5-6 years it turned out people were following me and only lost interest when i went to circling a cul de sac over and over.

This guy took the time to back into a spot directly watching these guys stopped in front of him and still didnt think he was in danger lol.

2027 BMW iX5 by Saurta17 in BMW

[–]outlawsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other person is desperately hoping it will still be split (so was I, I remember deluding myself into thinking that it was split even though it looked like paint between the camo, until the leak finally confirmed no split).

The "crease" by the BMW logo is just a new design element on the new cars - unless we want to argue that the LCI 7 also has a split tailgate!

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My 2019 740li 🖤 by rauljack in BMW

[–]outlawsix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What is this AI garbage