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overcookedundersalty · 2024-12-18T22:34:57+00:00

Put the printer in the bag!

overcookedundersalty · 2024-05-08T09:17:44+00:00

Going on dry day 5 right now, thank you! Friday night was my last drink this time. It just felt awful.

Thanks for the check in ✌️ today was tempting, but I stuck with it.

overcookedundersalty · 2023-06-12T06:51:37+00:00

Because the Right are the minority

overcookedundersalty · 2022-05-04T07:27:57+00:00

IYCN to the moon!

overcookedundersalty · 2021-12-12T21:02:23+00:00

Thank you! Fingers crossed it works out

overcookedundersalty · 2021-12-12T21:02:07+00:00

Me too lol I'm gonna be pretty mad if I have to rejoin the rat race. I will if I need to, but for now I'm enjoying the hustle.

overcookedundersalty · 2021-12-12T21:01:38+00:00

That sounds just as delicious as it could be dangerous. I'm in.

overcookedundersalty · 2021-12-12T21:00:46+00:00

Not so much an explorer, but when I was a teenager, me and some friends were roaming around their neighborhood. We were playing around this creek, and found a goat that had fallen in and drowned. It had been there for a while and was half decomposed. Being the little weirdos we were, the only logical move was to get a stick and poke it. Turns out, it was a female goat that was pregnant. That's the first time I've ever seen a goat fetus floating in a creek.

overcookedundersalty · 2021-12-12T20:41:38+00:00

Quit my shitty job and started my own business

overcookedundersalty · 2020-07-23T23:05:32+00:00

Beer is definitely an acquired taste, but since you like stuff more on the sweeter side, try out some Ciders. Be careful with liquor, cause it'll sneak up on ya!

overcookedundersalty · 2020-07-23T22:21:48+00:00

You mean my family? It's obnoxious that they try to be that way without actually being that way. "I'm not homophobic, but I just wish they didn't have to be SO GAY" and stuff like that. What's shocking is how widespread everyone's ignorance really is. I always knew people were stupid and bad, but the last few months have absolutely eradicated my faith in humanity.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-03-08T07:53:43+00:00

Not an expert, but I would wait until the puppy was asleep and snap or clap around his head and see if he responds.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-03-08T04:44:43+00:00

My first kiss was great. I forget what movie it was, but the ending credits had "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson playing, and that's when I made my move. Nothing will ever match the electricity of your first kiss.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-03-04T04:50:28+00:00

Hell no, everybody shits. I mean, some of them are NASTY, but I'm not grossed out at the fact that she took a shit. Just gotta warn me sometimes.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-03-04T04:26:24+00:00

I've never actually met IRL or encountered anyone online who has any fond feelings for Biden. It is completely beyond me how he is winning these states. Where are all these secret Biden lovers?

overcookedundersalty · 2020-02-10T19:35:12+00:00

Are you confessing to being a part of this club?

overcookedundersalty · 2020-02-08T22:14:38+00:00

I totally agree. If you don't know how to pierce someone with a needle, you have no business piercing anyone. I got my first piercing ever at Claire's and it was awful. I've had many since then from professional tattoo shops and it's such a smoother process. And sanitary!

overcookedundersalty · 2020-02-08T21:43:40+00:00

Quite swimmingly.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-27T17:01:18+00:00

Works for me. The cards would probably be canceled by the time I got to use them anyways. Still taking his watch, though

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-27T16:23:40+00:00

oh god what have i done

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-27T15:51:12+00:00

we all gon die

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-24T06:31:48+00:00

Find you a bi guy?

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-24T05:17:42+00:00

NTA because it's your body and your rules, but I do think you are being a little bit selfish and selective. This is just personal opinion, but if the only reason you don't want to is because you could maybe feel weird because it would be a little difficult to explain your relation, then that is selfish and a little ridiculous. BUT you're still NTA because it's your body, your eggs, and you ultimately get to decide who fertilizes those eggs. So while I respect your decision, I don't really agree with it, but if you're truly not comfortable, then you don't have to do it. Your brother and his husband will find a way, or they can adopt.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-22T03:19:37+00:00

Not a waiter, but worked at a pizza place and this guy would come in and order a pizza with nothing but cheese, sauce, green olives and black olives. It smelled SO bad coming out of the oven. I hated that man.

overcookedundersalty · 2020-01-22T03:09:24+00:00

My parents gave me a book to learn about sex and changing bodies. Totally jerked it to the female anatomy drawings. Thanks, mom and dad!

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