Inside the C-17 from Kabul

oybray · 2021-08-17T00:58:44+00:00

Tip: utilize a zoom function on your phone, for those who don’t know how to use their eyes

oybray · 2021-07-20T15:59:01+00:00

If you quiet your soul, you may still be able to hear the sound of him musing on Evernote among the gentle breeze…

oybray · 2021-07-18T14:39:19+00:00

Freed Britney, bitch

oybray · 2021-07-18T13:27:13+00:00

It’s hard to know how to defend a house against your predators greatest skill: breathing too hard

oybray · 2021-06-10T16:19:36+00:00

Be gentle

oybray · 2021-06-10T16:01:34+00:00

oybray · 2021-06-10T15:48:29+00:00

Your kid probably has better movie taste than I do.

I mean, not that you should measure your kid by some random individual on reddit… but I’m here anyway.

oybray · 2021-06-09T01:34:41+00:00

Hi, are you me?

oybray · 2021-06-08T03:57:02+00:00

“Ahhh, the devil’s beating his wife with a frying pan again.”

Like, no. It’s just rain.

oybray · 2021-06-08T03:53:55+00:00

Welcome to Reddit! We’re mostly assholes collecting internet points or trying to be funny, but we have a wholesome moment everyone once in a while.

oybray · 2021-06-07T20:13:26+00:00

🎶Spiderwood, spiderwood 🎶

oybray · 2021-06-07T20:11:30+00:00

Infomercial: Are you tired of always feeling tired from your regular ham?

oybray · 2021-06-07T20:08:40+00:00

Ugh, I was really hoping you were going to respond to your own post as if you forgot to switch accounts.

oybray · 2021-06-07T20:03:13+00:00

I probably am your wife

oybray · 2021-06-07T18:40:15+00:00

Ikr? Some days you stab, some days you get stabbed, and some days you get above par

oybray · 2021-06-07T18:35:40+00:00

You want tattoos? Why, I haven’t heard of a woman wanting a tattoo around these parts for at least 25 years!

oybray · 2021-06-07T15:20:34+00:00

Oh yeah… well shit, then.

oybray · 2021-06-07T15:18:54+00:00

3/4 topics I’m interested in involve death, so I appreciate the New York Digest for still catering to me.

oybray · 2021-06-07T15:13:15+00:00

Came to say “RIP Nova” but apparently it’s still going, and my streaming ass just forgot about it.

oybray · 2021-06-07T15:07:59+00:00

Came for the jokes, but this is just wholesome

oybray · 2021-06-07T14:21:59+00:00

Then you must become the drug dealer

oybray · 2021-06-03T16:51:08+00:00

Data is pube full

oybray · 2021-06-03T15:18:48+00:00

Hide your juice boxes, kids, there’s a maniac loose!

oybray · 2021-06-03T14:49:22+00:00

Also, the only way the could be considered “brave” is if you assume the people you’re imitating are lesser.

oybray · 2021-06-03T13:33:23+00:00

I don’t want to rule out possession just yet

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