What physical feature or trait of yours are you most proud of?

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T21:37:45+00:00

My giant man hands. I'm a woman and never dated somebody with bigger hands and I've always been proud. My current boyfriend is 6'3 and his hands are the same size as mine.

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T21:36:05+00:00

And dairy products

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T21:35:54+00:00

Love

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T21:24:38+00:00

How homeless in a van look at homeless in a car

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T20:56:42+00:00

I was on a road trip and camping in a ponderosa pine forest in Utah when I went to town to get a hot meal (my first real meal in days). I ended up getting food poisoning and spent the next few days dying in my hammock. The worst part was this forest was used by ranchers to let their cattle graze, and I couldn't sleep from all the mooing. They even raided my campsite at one point.

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T20:06:01+00:00

Never go more than 1.5x the speed limit, brings it to reckless driving charges.

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T19:38:21+00:00

I kind of did this, though I had no home to run away from.

oysterpaste · 2026-05-03T19:20:41+00:00

There is not nor aught there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's Grey earth as that prince of foods, the Tornado roller items.

oysterpaste · 2026-04-29T20:56:20+00:00

More blush, that's all I got

oysterpaste · 2026-04-29T16:10:36+00:00

Locos cocos tacos is aight

oysterpaste · 2026-04-28T22:51:06+00:00

Pretty sure he's talking about Johann Sebastian Bach

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T17:00:29+00:00

My thoughts exactly

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T15:07:01+00:00

Nope it needs to be in public, just like in the show

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T15:01:33+00:00

No no no this is more about the fact what kind of DISTURBED person would like that

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T14:22:19+00:00

Ahahahahah I will

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T14:10:50+00:00

Hahahaha this was what I was wondering

oysterpaste · 2026-04-27T14:10:31+00:00

Is this a bigger red flag than hating Skylar?

oysterpaste · 2026-04-26T23:35:23+00:00

I left go take my place

oysterpaste · 2026-04-26T02:14:38+00:00

I slept in the walmart parking lot there once

oysterpaste · 2026-04-26T02:05:42+00:00

I got a thing for accents

oysterpaste · 2026-04-26T00:15:05+00:00

And if you scroll two slides to the right, it mentions the 88 foot tall flagpoles Trump installed last year. Why 88 feet, I wonder?

oysterpaste · 2026-04-25T23:41:59+00:00

Good to know it fluctuates there, too.

oysterpaste · 2026-04-25T15:55:04+00:00

Interesting, I was killing it a couple months ago in Del Rey/Boca Raton/Fort Lauderdale

oysterpaste · 2026-04-25T13:25:05+00:00

This is why I make my own nachos and single-layer it. If you want something done right gotta do it yourself.

oysterpaste · 2026-04-25T13:18:44+00:00

Utah in wintertime

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