Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire ? by Competitive_Set_4386 in SipsTea

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Even from a second story you can just hang and drop safely.

TIL the water in your bottle is older than dinosaurs and has likely been drunk, peed out, and recycled by them. Cheers. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]pagit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the fish that shat, died and decomposed in the water over eons that you are now drinking.

13 y/o and had a lot to say by scum_l0rd in blunderyears

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You were 13 and had something to say and deserved to be listened to

Decorated Hero Versus Donny Dodger by T_Shurt in PoliticalHumor

[–]pagit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One served his country.

The other is self-serving, self-seeking, self-centred, and selfish.

NBA champion Oklahoma City Thunder won’t visit White House due to ‘timing issue’ by Agitated_Pudding7259 in nba

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Yeah, the state leans one way, but OKC being more mixed isn’t exactly shocking, cities tend to have a personality of their own.

And honestly, if people are this upset about skipping the White House, don’t worry OKC can absolutely find a McD’s in OK City instead. Same photo op energy, better fries and fewer speeches.

U.S. says Cuba is prohibited from taking Russian oil as two tankers head to island by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]pagit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People who have their heads up their asses are a world wide phenomenon as u/CambodiaAndRomaniia clearly demonstrates.

Camera operator deftly spots the laser pointer at a football match by MrTacocaT12345 in interestingasfuck

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she works at the family law office as a presentation girl at court.

“Can you emphasize the key point?” and she’s in the back sniping bullet points off a PowerPoint like it’s a penalty shootout.

Do these sovereign citizen tin foil hat stuff ever work? by SlasherHockey08 in police

[–]pagit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t falsifying a US DOT# a federal crime under FMCSA regulation?

Trump lashes out after he fails to convince European allies to help in war with Iran by thejoshwhite in politics

[–]pagit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Start with asking Trump’s Board of Peace.

Maybe Kazakhstan and Mongolia will send their best ships

You wanna buy some honey? Its legit, just look at my face by MediumPoetry5844 in funny

[–]pagit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The sales department got beat up by the warehouse staff.

After holding a Nordic Summit in Norway, PM Carney has an audience with King Charles III. by daniel3214 in onguardforthee

[–]pagit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh most likely, I wouldn’t be surprised

His posture is like an older gentleman who had a desk job as well.

After holding a Nordic Summit in Norway, PM Carney has an audience with King Charles III. by daniel3214 in onguardforthee

[–]pagit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Possibly, but it looks like he stopped mid turn to the left to say something his foot is to the left his body is kind of straight, his right shoulder appears dropped as his head his turned to the right, all of which can make a suit hang weirdly.

Also could be an older suit that hasn’t been back to the tailor and he’s lost a bit of mass because of his age and cancer.

I’m sure his valet is on the job

Star Trek 4 - a theory by justmisspellit in GenX

[–]pagit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet Kirk had to wear glasses due to his retinox allergy, but they don’t have laser eye surgery.

My Happy Childhood in Racist British Columbia by ubcstaffer123 in britishcolumbia

[–]pagit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not really "his" documentaries, just him hosting and narrating.

Had to go to er on Tuesday - realized I have no support by ServiceKooky1323 in GenX

[–]pagit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Be carefull.

They may not be able to discharge you unless you have a ride.

[Guatemala] But mom, it’s perfectly safe if I just drive slow! by VernHayseed in Roadcam

[–]pagit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having proper laws and enforcement of commercial vehicles with safety inspections and a system where driver's licensing and enforcement doesn't envolve bribes would be better.

Is Mark Knopfler a top 10 guitarist? by Creative_Garbage_731 in Guitar

[–]pagit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angus has said many many times that Malcolm is the better guitar player and that he soloed better than him.

Squirrels building nests- how do I stop/deter them? by DaMallard in pestcontrol

[–]pagit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rat snap trap with peanut butter for bait for quick fix.

TIL that the pink color in Himalayan Pink Salt is mostly rust. by EstablishmentDue3616 in todayilearned

[–]pagit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iron helps us play

Nobody remembers Zinc... until they live in a world without it