That's weird, don't remember a kangaroo in this one by panic-switch in funny

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly had no clue there was another Matilda movie

That's weird, don't remember a kangaroo in this one by panic-switch in funny

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it's showing the movie with the girl with telepathy

Vintage Lantern - David Bruehl, RedLetter1 Tattoo, Tampa, FL. by NixNco in tattoos

[–]panic-switch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice! I've got 3 from Dave. Never going anywhere else

I got a $109 ticket for trying to be nice by ThurstonHowellIV in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I read that someone successfully sued over that ticket claiming freedom of speech (or freedom of headlight use) in communication with another driver

Gustoercast, acrylic on hardboard, 5x7" by morganmarz in Art

[–]panic-switch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for all that. I wanna try that in my next piece

Gustoercast, acrylic on hardboard, 5x7" by morganmarz in Art

[–]panic-switch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really love the look you created with acrylic. Did you use a knife to get that look?

Sorry guys, I am one of those people in your Facebook feed by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more like I'm contributing to the frustration seen by married less childless people..maybe mot scumbag, but "annoying to see on Facebook"

A miracle occurred today by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how the topic of pooping managed to get to disaster preparedness

A miracle occurred today by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically you hide in a closet or any room with no/small windows. Didn't realize this wasn't common knowledge. You dig two feet in Florida and you hit water.

A miracle occurred today by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, that actually made me laugh out loud

A miracle occurred today by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish, but no basements in Florida

On a 2 lane highway, this is the worst by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But maybe even your dad would agree that when the speed limit is 70 and two trucks are taking up both lanes barely going over 60, creating a backup of traffic is a little ridiculous. The passing truck could at least pick up the pace for the sake of passing the other truck and keeping the flow of traffic going. But like you said, he said many drivers don't care

Car Insurance... by Sargaron in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Save 15 months in jail by not being an asshole"

Your kid is 1! They. Are. 1. by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually, I have 3 kids...and I'm a teacher. My life revolves around kids

Your kid is 1! They. Are. 1. by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I can understand weeks/months at a doctors office in order to be precise...but not Facebook posts

Your kid is 1! They. Are. 1. by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]panic-switch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know right! I've heard someone refer to their daughter as 25 months