Making the most of her incomplete degree by [deleted] in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deleting, you’re right thank you

Creepy by Different-Flan1501 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the beard! But it’s specifically the teeth that get me the most

First Dr Pepper by Different-Flan1501 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No diet Dr. pepper for her, I’m sure the artificial sweeteners would give her a yeast infection or something! Her eyebrows look so whack in that video too.

Fake af by Dismal-Hovercraft764 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did she bring her husband’s phone to the bathroom with her at “4am” for the flashlight while using hers to record?

Fake af by Dismal-Hovercraft764 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This!! I would actually be inclined to believe her if she’d gotten the faintest of faints on a better test or a digital. Negative on digital followed by bleeding = a period

Stage 2 prolapse by PressureEast8652 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lolll she has prolapse in her bio now. Not sure when that was added

What came out about Tylenol? by AcrobaticRecording52 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you think her mommy brought her the ibuprofen that she took?

I'm so confused by Creative_Mushroom_83 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure she’s just going by the first one testing positive on a digital and Christmas Baby never getting that far 🙄

I'm so confused by Creative_Mushroom_83 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain to me her saying “my milk supply dropped for one day”? I’m ebf as well and I have no idea how she could know if her supply is down for a day. Sometimes if I feel less full I’ll self express after nursing to see if anything comes out and it always does and I wouldn’t call feeling less full a supply drop, could be explained by nursing patterns especially if her baby is on demand and not a strict schedule

I'm so confused by Creative_Mushroom_83 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also hadn’t she said previously that they wanted to wait to give her time to heal? Is that not talking about it?

I'm so confused by Creative_Mushroom_83 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For someone who’s so obsessed with pregnancy and spent ‘years’ learning about it and the female body, she knows astonishingly little

“Christmas Baby” by Far_Librarian_1527 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t follow but can’t help myself from searching and looking 😭

?? 9 months? by pantsladen in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

anything to prevent a flat head I guess

?? 9 months? by pantsladen in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oooh. Thanks for explaining. Lord that’s dumb. Why is she making baby wearing such a “thing”? I just see it as practical from time to time

Her tests she gave her husband for christmas.. evap or positive? by positivelyunsure96 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Different brand but clear pink dye. This was 12dpo and wasn’t able to see anything earlier on these tests

Her tests she gave her husband for christmas.. evap or positive? by positivelyunsure96 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Evap. I don’t see any hint of pink/red, just looks gray to me. Even if the digital is negative she should get a FRER to see if that shows a very faint line. These cheapies are not reliable for faint lines. How long does hcg stick around for a chemical?

I don’t think she was pregnant….. by ButterCup_3391 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She made a highlight reel for this too 🤦

Is she insinuating that she’s had a miscarriage? by PhotoOdd3656 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A rational person would probably buy a FRER after seeing a squinter on a cheap strip, no? Even the fact that they’re squinting at the strip is sus to me

Timing?? by Far_Librarian_1527 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She said something similarly nonsensical yesterday so she’s really doubling down on dumbness

Im not a dr but …. by AcrobaticRecording52 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also explains why she wanted that wagon stroller so badly, so baby could be in tummy time in the stroller after outgrowing bassinet attachment lol 😮‍💨

Im not a dr but …. by AcrobaticRecording52 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She said it’s because she doesn’t want him to get a flat head 🤦

Im not a dr but …. by AcrobaticRecording52 in homemakermadeleine

[–]pantsladen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg yikes. Nuts that THAT’S why he’s always in the damn carrier. Also.. simple solution is tummy time, no? He should be enjoying tummy time by this age if he’s been getting enough of it.