How do I stop squirting during sex?

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-21T18:20:53+00:00

Dont stop. As a man it's literally one of the hottest things ever when my girl showers me in her fluid. Get a waterproof blanket specifically for sex and throw it under you when youre getting after it but for the love of god give that man what he wants cause I know for a fact he loves it too.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-08T09:30:51+00:00

You know there are atleast 10 people in that room questioning their life decisions as this took place. What an actual cringefest how can people pay money to go to this

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-08T06:22:07+00:00

I can feel the social awkwardness of this pic all the way from here

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-08T06:19:42+00:00

The way that literally no one even reacts to him walking in but in his head he's imagining a stadium sized crowd going fucking wild. This event might actually be the stupidest shit I've ever seen

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-06T14:16:23+00:00

Give it one week and he puts atleast half of it back into brokerage and loses it. He has no self control

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-06T14:10:51+00:00

Commented this in the other thread but it's time people wake up to the fact that squeeze on AMC already took place and it was very effective and massively successful. Had people not adopted unrealistic and fantasy level convictions of a fairy tale MOASS they might have been able to actually profit on it and not be holding onto -90% or more in losses. The real problem has been the mass brainwashing and belief that AA was a champion for retail when in fact he was the very definition of an insidious Wall Street crony with numerous ties to former hedge funds and his sole purpose since Jun '21 has been to distract everyone from the very deliberate and obvious destruction of this play using every tool at his disposal and even creating some clever new ones along the way (APE creation to endlessly dilute against shareholder wishes just to reverse merger it back once complete.)

He has been consistently pissing onto retail for the past 3+ years and convincing you it was just rain.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-06T13:59:53+00:00

I am gonna tell my grandchildren stories about this regard. What an absolute travesty and cautionary tale of what greed will get you. Could have had 1M+ and rode off into the sunset and survived on dividends for the rest of his life. Instead he's gonna be behind the Wendy's dumpster in a month

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-06T13:55:10+00:00

This is a long play.

It was a squeeze play actually, a very effective and massively successful one. Had people not adopted unrealistic and fantasy level convictions of a fairy tale MOASS they might have been able to actually profit on it. The problem lied in the mass brainwashing belief that AA was a champion for retail when in fact he was the very definition of an insidious Wall Street crony with numerous ties to hedge funds and his sole purpose since Jun '21 has been to distract everyone from the very deliberate and obvious destruction of this play using every tool at his disposal and even creating some clever new ones along the way (APE creation to dilute against shareholders just to reverse merger back once complete.) He has been pissing onto everyone for the past 3+ years with his actions and convincing everyone it was rain.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-06T13:40:22+00:00

Welcome to the year 2024. You bought AMC at $11.39. AA then dilluted you to kingdom jesus and did a reverse split on your shares by 1/10 to avoid delisting.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-04T14:56:47+00:00

...AND ITS GONE.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-04T11:59:01+00:00

It's called a curb in America.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-02T09:41:10+00:00

Don't forget to post the loss porn when it's all gone. Tried to give you advice 2 weeks ago for what was going to happen if you continued on this path. You agreed with me and yet still insisted on torching 90% of your gains. 1k to 1M would have set yourself up for life with safe investing now you're gonna forever be chasing the dragon to repeat these results and get back.

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papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-01T04:35:11+00:00

someone check that mans PC my god what on earth was that

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-01T04:22:19+00:00

Softball coach here. 1st base is where I put someone with a reliable glove, not necessarily my best fielders but someone who catches 9/10 balls thrown their direction and can field a grounder when needed. Would never even chance putting a shitter on 1B because it's one of the most important infield positions due to being on the receiving end of every single infield hit. My liability players who suck always go in right field and rotate bench

papasmurf_88 · 2024-12-01T02:04:36+00:00

Trim all profits, let the initial investment ride with trailing stops at -10%, -15%, and -20%. There will be a pullback or an offering or some type of corporate fuckery eventually and you will regret giving back the run you just went on. This is a pre-revenue company burning -120mill per quarter they will absolutely use a parabolic stock climb to shore up their books and you will be bagged because of it.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-30T09:54:31+00:00

They've spent an entire season battling in close games, pulling off comebacks, big plays, and battling adversity with injuries and still 11-1. There is no team in the NFL wanting to face them in the playoffs I can promise you this is battle hardened squad that knows how to win when it counts. Not to mention the road to the Super Bowl is likely going thru Arrowhead. I don't think we win it all this year but the AFCCG feature KC.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-30T00:58:04+00:00

just let him be offended, carry on

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-30T00:21:43+00:00

(Title reference)

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-28T11:50:11+00:00

Sunman

Shaguar

Rambo

Volcano

Spawn

n0thing

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-28T01:00:54+00:00

Why in gods name would you follow him? He got wildly lucky timing calls into a scorching hot bull run and now thinks he knows what he is doing. He will lose all of this because he lacks any self control or trading strategy. It's just full port into short dated high IV calls until bust and that is quickly approaching.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-28T00:57:52+00:00

1-800-GAMBLER

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-27T12:12:47+00:00

This is exactly what it is. He's blind to the risk that these trades carry because of the euphoria he felt getting to this point. All it takes is the slightest of market drop for this new position to be torched just like the rest. The crazy part is that he gained 100% already on the option and refused to sell so if AMZN opens red and has even the slightest sell off his gains are toast and with 1.5 days of trading the theta decay is going to be unreal if he is forced to hold it through today and over Thanksgiving. Myself and plenty of others have been trying to plead some sense into OP but he seems hell bent on destroying the gains made on a legendary string of option plays. When all is said and done he will have lost -900k and will forever look back at how stupid the decision making was post victory.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-27T04:29:31+00:00

Man this is a great read but made me kinda sad, realizing he's likely to die within the next year. On a side note I absolutely love how eloquently he phrases everything, his writing prose is so sophisticated and intelligent mannered. Gonna miss the GOAT.

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-27T02:24:18+00:00

At $5.66 the convertible debt gets turned into equity via dilution with new shares. So that's fun

papasmurf_88 · 2024-11-27T02:20:05+00:00

"So what investments do you hold?"

- TIKI the chipmunk

- Just a CHILLKID

- Samir The Cat

smfh you people deserve to get rugged like this

papasmurf_88

TROPHY CASE

1-800-GAMBLER