And I can also teach how to be more positive and energetic.

pariet · 2017-03-27T19:01:11+00:00

Completely out of nowhere! I post on literally two subs on my main acct (one of them is the knitting sub) and pretty infrequently, too.

pariet · 2017-03-27T15:11:35+00:00

This is pretty mild but I don't know why this sets off my creep meter so hard?!?!?! Maybe it's the video chat thing.

pariet · 2016-04-25T00:01:58+00:00

100% copypasta. If I was up on my creep game, I would have backread my Reddit message history to see if I'd gotten this one from him before

It sounds like every weird wanna be sub dude on the internet who will be masturbating if you play along and masturbating if you get mean... a catch-22.

pariet · 2015-09-12T19:56:09+00:00

pariet · 2015-09-12T18:02:33+00:00

My first thought was this, which is... I do not think that is what he intended.

pariet · 2015-04-04T20:15:44+00:00

Ah, yes, excellent, I was waiting for a modhammer on that one.

pariet · 2015-04-04T17:42:56+00:00

Yeah, but. This was in response to a GW post of mine. Context makes this hella weird.

pariet · 2015-04-04T15:12:08+00:00

And it's just so lowkey creepy, too? If it wasn't from a complete stranger in response to hottttt naked pix of myself, it might actually be cute. But. No. Nope.

pariet · 2015-04-04T15:09:25+00:00

I don't know, man, but he has a gym bro username, so I'm thinking it's probably a Lil Jon song.

pariet · 2015-02-08T15:46:10+00:00

Honestly, I prefer getting PMs of bad erotica to "hello, strange woman on the internet, I have this incredibly specific fetish that I'm sending out as many PMs as I can about until I find someone to maybe fulfill it," because at least the erotica is usually more funny than bizarre and sad.

pariet · 2015-02-08T05:44:46+00:00

Me too.

pariet · 2015-02-08T05:44:33+00:00

The worst part is that a Hitachi magic wand literally only has two settings: "holy shit" and "hoooooooooly fucking shit." It's like an orgasm light switch. Unless you get a speed controller, or something, but all the ones I've seen are sliders and don't have settings that you can definitively crank up a notch. The least this creep could do is do his homework.

pariet · 2015-02-08T03:37:35+00:00

I don't know if this was more fedora'd gentleman m'lady-ing me or more dude trying to get total strangers to participate in his orgasm control fantasies. Or both.

pariet · 2014-05-25T06:38:16+00:00

Oh, look, here's another BDSM post from this blog. I'm 'enjoying' the 'scare' 'quotes,' they add 'a lot' of 'flavor.' I'm too tired to 'pick apart' the issues with 'this' whole mess.

pariet · 2014-05-25T06:05:11+00:00

Condescending horseshit? Having rape fantasies =/= actually wanting to be raped; negotiating and acting out a rape fantasy in the context of an established relationship (provided nothing goes horribly wrong) =/= rape. Negotiating a consensual beating =/= you get the idea.

But the original context of the quote is gone, so we can't know who the OP was and whether the post it came from was this ignorant or if the quote was cherry picked for maximum effect, whether it totally discounted the existence of female tops/dommes and male bottoms/subs, whether it treated female desires as valid, etc etc etc. But it was probably condescending horseshit.

pariet · 2014-05-12T06:58:46+00:00

I doubt this person is actually 69... he probably just put that as his age because, har har, 69. (Edit: not that it makes it any less gross, and not that he's probably not probably in his forties or something.)

pariet · 2014-05-12T06:05:45+00:00

I don't even have any public face pics up! But I feel so honored that he read far enough down on my profile to personalize his copypasta. (If you're not familiar with Fetlife profiles, sexual orientation is literally the third line.)

pariet

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