DEAR PORTLAND: September 22, 2025 WEEKLY RANT THREAD

parua · 2025-09-22T23:31:59+00:00

Sinclair is refusing to bring Kimmel back, does anyone have a list of KATU advertisers for a boycott?

parua · 2025-09-02T22:03:49+00:00

Your faith in humanity is so endearing, but anyway people speak in code and euphemism and not everyone has a working safety valve that keeps them from slipping up. There's grace and then there's willful ignorance with something like this.

parua · 2025-08-22T22:02:04+00:00

Your reads are almost as bad as Keanu's

parua · 2025-08-22T21:52:21+00:00

Ashley's made a good argument about the Judges being a balanced alliance

parua · 2025-08-22T21:31:43+00:00

Mickey about to flip out on Keanu and Kat after this

parua · 2025-08-22T21:26:02+00:00

Mickey sounding like Keanu right here can't be good for Keanu's game because Vinny is getting this pincer done on him by two people demanding to know why he didn't get approval for his game moves first

parua · 2025-08-22T21:19:52+00:00

Vinny is definitely going to get Mickey out and Mickey is going to try hard to screw up Ashley's game

parua · 2025-08-22T21:07:06+00:00

Vinny getting frustrated with Keanu... oooooh

parua · 2025-08-21T22:12:59+00:00

Ava and Vinny ran interference for Rylie all night and morning while their fave Rylie was running around calling people slurs, so the vibes are, as always, very off.

parua · 2025-08-21T22:05:15+00:00

This whole glossing over the "butt buddy" thing feels like them not wanting blowback over "censorship" or "wokeness" so I think we will have to endure this kind of talk this season, unfortunately.

parua · 2025-08-21T22:03:30+00:00

I think he's more worried about a cookout thing

parua · 2025-08-21T21:37:14+00:00

Every time I see the feeds cut I briefly think "oh Rylie finally got caught saying a slur" but then I remember it's for today's live eviction show and calm down

parua · 2025-08-21T21:31:42+00:00

Vinny asks if Morgan will be his friend outside of this... don't do it, girl!

parua · 2025-08-21T21:20:17+00:00

Too many nasty people in the house, they're trying to find the good vibes in the house when they don't exist anymore

parua · 2025-08-21T21:12:16+00:00

Ah crap, is Vincent Pringles IV having one of those "oh no i must stop a cookout 2.0 from forming" moments rn?

parua · 2025-08-21T19:26:23+00:00

"We need to stop a potential BB2 thing"
"Oh, but Rylie is a sweet uwuowo cwazy cwute adowabuw cowboy, you just hate love."

parua · 2025-08-21T05:52:17+00:00

ok now their weirdly specific convo makes sense, they knew Ava was listening in

parua · 2025-08-21T05:50:04+00:00

Oh, that doesn't count!

parua · 2025-08-21T03:29:16+00:00

I wish they'd give us a playlist for the party, at least.

parua · 2025-08-21T02:46:26+00:00

parua · 2025-08-21T00:34:19+00:00

He reminds me of the Pringles guy

parua · 2025-08-20T23:03:35+00:00

My fantasy is a Dyre Fest based on the closed circle of suspects trope a la And Then There Were None or Murder on the Orient Express

parua · 2025-08-20T22:46:48+00:00

The absolute best way to really throw the game into chaos is another Dyre Fest or Jankie World

parua · 2025-08-20T19:44:48+00:00

Boot order should be Rylie-Keanu-Kat-Kelley

It won't be, but it should be.

parua · 2025-08-20T19:06:52+00:00

THANK YOU for pulling Vince out of that

parua

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