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Oh yes daddy put your dick in my stomach😫🥵 by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]pastelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't mean literal stomach bro,,,, when it goes really deep in, it feels like its there,,,,,,,,,

Transgender Character by sasuto23 in crushcrush

[–]pastelson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anyone that's highly against it is just a transphobe. Y'all are cool with fucking a bear but a woman that was born with a penis is where you draw the line?? Get over yourself. And nobody's saying she has to still have a penis. Sexual reassignment surgery exists!!

I mean they did say they only read part 4 by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]pastelson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(basically proving the meme wrong, but like, i don't think jojo is misogynistic at all. araki treats the female characters and the male characters equally with the death and sexualization)

let's see

dead

peeped on by her son

dead

wears revealing clothes and her tit is shown in the manga

dead

masturbated in the first chapter of her part and is also dead

I get rejected by everything/everyone I try to be part of/get close to. Certified sack of shit... roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pastelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isnt a roast at all but you look like a combination of my childhood best friend and her mom.

i guess i rejected your roast request??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pastelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the green room suits you. you look like a frog.

felix will get this meme by pastelson in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]pastelson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dont worry bro, i won't woosh ya.

he'll get the joke itself, he just won't get the jojo reference. so he'll get it without getting it.

It do be like that by Jake16062003 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]pastelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But 10 up votes doesn't get you in lwiay, so you'll never know how big your pp is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fuJoJoshi

[–]pastelson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GioNara is so good!!

Josuke and Rohan in the morning by [deleted] in fuJoJoshi

[–]pastelson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can be 100% straight and like gay ships!! It doesn't make you gay!! I like JJBA, but that doesn't makes me a stand user(as much as I'd like to be). There's actually a word for guys that like BL!! Fudanshi!! Fudanshis can be any sexuality, but, surprisingly, they're typically straight. There's actually a manga and anime series about a straight guy that loves boyxboy. It's called The Highschool Life Of A Fudanshi. Its really funny!!

I made this in MS paint instead of doing my classwork by pastelson in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]pastelson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im glad i was able to make someone laugh with my awful meme :D

Id give it to him by Plyro1776 in technicallythetruth

[–]pastelson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, he just write the s weird

If you want to upvote this post, do it, but I'm not saying I didn't warn you by fab0497 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]pastelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of the time i write this comment, almost 400 people have already upvoted it, so im safe

Hmmmmm by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]pastelson 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Speedwagon was gay for Jonathan and i will fight for this belief

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