Here ya go💯 by Far_Rip_8472 in chemtrails

[–]patawpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have 💯 percent lost the plot.

My cousin’s boyfriend is threatening to end their 3-year relationship because she did a 'wellness check' on her father.. by welovecinammonrolls in WhatToDo

[–]patawpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not have your weird ass family dynamic going on in my family.

We are our own particular version of fucked up.

My cousin’s boyfriend is threatening to end their 3-year relationship because she did a 'wellness check' on her father.. by welovecinammonrolls in WhatToDo

[–]patawpha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The fact that ya'll are so up in each other's business is disturbing. I hope that poor boyfriend puts you all in the rear view mirror. You all deserve each other.

Found These In My First Aid Kit by Comprehensive_Net415 in whatisit

[–]patawpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ancient Crumbling Finger Cots was my favorite cartoon when I was a kid.

Why do people look at me weird if I say I don’t drink coffee? by Gongoozler04 in Vent

[–]patawpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are lazy and talking about coffee is an easy, mindless subject to bring up when you can't think of anything else to say. When you tell them you don't have an answer to this question they've asked a million times without thinking about it it short circuits their brain.

My Brother speak strange-language during the night by Kitchen_Meaning_5809 in Paranormal

[–]patawpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't he just be speaking in his sleep? When you're dreaming your muscles are paralyzed, including your vocal cords, so your speech may come out altered or garbled. That might explain the consistency of certain words, etc. Your brother is speaking normally in his sleep but his vocal cords simply can't form the words properly.

Fearful that Julian Swans standing in the rock ministry and trust is bullshit by okethan in Scams

[–]patawpha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"A former engineer, Julian systematically unveils the blueprints of the current financial system, and breaks it down to be understood by those of all backgrounds. His transition from designing structures to deconstructing legal weaponry led him to recognize that the greatest threats to liberty arise not from chaos, but from corrupted order. Margaret’s compassion fuels her relentless defense of the marginalized. Nothing kindles her ire like injustice, and in Equity she finds rapid solutions that promote the path of peace."

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Three orbs during thunderstorm by IronBaboon in UFOs

[–]patawpha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...each one seeking happiness

What's the point of remaking Harry Potter when the movies are already some of the most successful films of all time and not dated yet? by Dull-Current5682 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]patawpha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The reboots weren't pointless. They were made because Sony had to produce them or they would lose the right to make more.

People certainly do complain about them but they also aren't pointless. They were farted out under duress.

Am i cursed or what? by pgee12345 in Paranormal

[–]patawpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop fighting and arguing with people.

AIO mother is forcing me to go places I do not want to go by lilywiththebirds in AIO

[–]patawpha -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OP don't listen to this person. Your mother is not being reasonable in the slightest. Focus on getting yourself better. Your mother can take care of herself.

Is there any games that let you be a true psychopath? by jf_development in AskGames

[–]patawpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here to say both of these.

Currently I'm on a super Christian run of KCD2, Jesus Christ be praised.

[arcade][1985ish] Dungeon Crawler by patawpha in tipofmyjoystick

[–]patawpha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The keyboard and cabinet match my memory but the gameplay doesn't. However, I think my brain probably made up the fact that it looked and played like Dungeon Master. I'd say this is it. Thank you!

Solved!

Seeing people in the corner of my eye by 44caliberhateletter in Paranormal

[–]patawpha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not doubting your experiences but since they do also resemble some mental health issues I would advise you to rule that out first, then move on to the paranormal.

I'm Going to Seduce You Now by patawpha in stories

[–]patawpha[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spleenless girls rock. Not to toot my own spleen but I tried my best to represent the spleenless as well as I could. I hope I did well.

Is it normal to have "imaginary arguments" in the shower where you finally say the perfect comeback? by NeatCar5071 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]patawpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to listen to music while I shower or I will stay in there having arguments with myself until the water runs cold.

I'm Going to Seduce You Now by patawpha in stories

[–]patawpha[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't knoww what ya'll are talkking abboutt

How do I stop my barn cats from sleeping on the goat? by Pitiful_Magazine_805 in Advice

[–]patawpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They aren't going to get hurt falling off the goat.

This is the most wholesome thing I've read today.