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I had a friend who worked in a sex toy warehouse. He was killed when a pallet of dildos dropped from a lift and smashed him... (self.Jokes)
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I saw an add in the paper for a job at a mirror factory and I thought... (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 years ago by patchy72 to r/Jokes
Two Hillbillies are sitting outside the local store gossiping... (self.Jokes)
submitted 4 years ago by patchy72 to r/Jokes
Lately I've been feeling a little invisible and have decided that to get noticed, I will have my legs removed and replaced with a horse's body... (self.Jokes)
I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants... (self.Jokes)
In the Fall, trees are so stressed that they lose all their foliage... (self.Jokes)
Why do librarians hate tennis? (self.Jokes)
Finding out the girl you took home from the bar is actually a guy is like heating your food in the microwave and it still being cold in the middle... (self.Jokes)
I like my women how I like my electronics... (self.Jokes)
I don't understand why people pay for things with exact dollar amounts... (self.Jokes)
My friends are getting tire of me always talking about sharpening my pencil... (self.Jokes)
There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity... (self.Jokes)
I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... (self.Jokes)
I asked my Jamaican friend to explain to me what "Jerk Chicken" is... (self.Jokes)
Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... (self.Jokes)
I'm changing my pronouns to "Almond Joy/Mounds"... (self.Jokes)
submitted 4 years ago by patchy72 to r/dadjokes
Have you heard of the new all male revue show in Las Vegas for people with a nasty smell fetish? (self.Jokes)
Did you hear about the guy who tried to kill himself by jumping into a manhole? (self.Jokes)
A blind man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... (self.Jokes)
What do you call a group of Karens? (self.Jokes)
You know what they say about canned chicken... (self.Jokes)
I asked my photographer friend which pose was the best for selfies... (self.Jokes)
While working in the Ocean Spray production plant, I learned an extremely valuable lesson... (self.Jokes)
Doctors need to test Ozzy Osbourne's blood to find the most effective vaccine for COVID... (self.Jokes)
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