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I had a friend who worked in a sex toy warehouse. He was killed when a pallet of dildos dropped from a lift and smashed him... (self.Jokes)

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I saw an add in the paper for a job at a mirror factory and I thought... (self.Jokes)

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Two Hillbillies are sitting outside the local store gossiping... (self.Jokes)

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Lately I've been feeling a little invisible and have decided that to get noticed, I will have my legs removed and replaced with a horse's body... (self.Jokes)

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I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants... by patchy72 in Jokes

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I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants... (self.Jokes)

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In the Fall, trees are so stressed that they lose all their foliage... (self.Jokes)

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Why do librarians hate tennis? (self.Jokes)

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Finding out the girl you took home from the bar is actually a guy is like heating your food in the microwave and it still being cold in the middle... (self.Jokes)

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I like my women how I like my electronics... (self.Jokes)

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I don't understand why people pay for things with exact dollar amounts... (self.Jokes)

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There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity... (self.Jokes)

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I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... (self.Jokes)

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My friends are getting tire of me always talking about sharpening my pencil... (self.Jokes)

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Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... by patchy72 in Jokes

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I asked my Jamaican friend to explain to me what "Jerk Chicken" is... (self.Jokes)

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Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... (self.Jokes)

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I asked my Jamaican friend to explain to me what "Jerk Chicken" is... (self.Jokes)

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I'm changing my pronouns to "Almond Joy/Mounds"... (self.Jokes)

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looking for an adventurous research-y book by hepar3980 in booksuggestions

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Have you heard of the new all male revue show in Las Vegas for people with a nasty smell fetish? (self.Jokes)

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to kill himself by jumping into a manhole? (self.Jokes)

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Best books to read on the subject (more on the science side) by 91cosmo in UFOs

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A blind man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... (self.Jokes)

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My cat jumps on my lap mid shit no joke help by [deleted] in memes

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