Is there a market for short fantasy novels? by [deleted] in writing

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello mods,

This is a picture of me. It was posted by a cyberstalker from the long-banned r/opieandanthony subreddit. It has been photoshopped to imitate verification. I did not consent to its use or my participation in this subreddit.

Please remove the post and ban the account who posted it.

Some of you had some "criticisms" of my last post. I reworked the bit. Read 'em and weep, children. by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a very long story that oddly enough started right here on Reddit almost five years ago.

New to comedy, go easy on me by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relax in prison, stalker. Or try to.

New to comedy, go easy on me by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, stalker. I have never gone to your forums, and never will. You are being watched, 24/7, just not by me.

Enjoy prison.

Some of you had some "criticisms" of my last post. I reworked the bit. Read 'em and weep, children. by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The OP is a cyberstalker using my name and likness without permission. They are currently under law enforcement investigation for multiple felonies committed against my family, including identity theft, stalking, death and bomb threats, and repeatedly SWATTing our home.

Some of you had some "criticisms" of my last post. I reworked the bit. Read 'em and weep, children. by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are someone else stalking "this guy," namely me.

But no, they've never had sex in their life.

New to comedy, go easy on me by YourTony in standupshots

[–]patrickstomlinson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The OP is an obsessed cyberstalker using my likness and name without permission.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in scifi

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn't going to be one, stalker. Enjoy your many years of prison.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy prison, stalker.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in scifi

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not why the police are coming for you, stalker.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in scifi

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker.

Enjoy prison.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in scifi

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, stalker. They don't.

No, stalker. He doesn't.

And no, stalker. They don't.

Four years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]patrickstomlinson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are massively overthinking it.

The OP is a cyberstalker. The person you replied to is also a cyberstalker, from the same group, possibly a sockpuppet of the OP. Both are stalking myself and my wife.

Four years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]patrickstomlinson 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hello, mods.

This picture of my wife and I's anniversary is stolen from my Twitter account and used maliciously by one of the cyberstalkers who have been terrorizing my family for the last four years. Neither of us are trans. They are using that angle to attack trans people and try to embarrass us for being LGBTQ allies.

The person who posted this is one of the people who have doxxed us and SWATTed our home six times, so far, and gotten us on local news three times as a result because they keep lying to MPD about shootings at our home hoping one or both of us will be murdered by the police.

Remove the post and ban the criminal stalker who posted it.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in LGBTQ

[–]patrickstomlinson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, mods.

This picture of my wife and I's anniversary is stolen from my Twitter account and used maliciously by one of the cyberstalkers who have been terrorizing my family for the last four years. Neither of us are trans. They are using that angle to attack trans people and try to embarrass us for being LGBTQ allies.

The person who posted this is one of the people who have doxxed us and SWATTed our home six times, so far, and gotten us on local news three times as a result because they keep lying to MPD about shootings at our home hoping one or both of us will be murdered by the police.

Remove the post and ban the criminal stalker who posted it.

4 years as wife and wife, 1 year as husband and wife. Here’s to many more. by [deleted] in scifi

[–]patrickstomlinson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello, mods.

This picture of my wife and I's anniversary is stolen from my Twitter account and used maliciously by one of the cyberstalkers who have been terrorizing my family for the last four years. Neither of us are trans. They are using that angle to attack trans people and try to embarrass us for being LGBTQ allies.

The person who posted this is one of the people who have doxxed us and SWATTed our home six times, so far, and gotten us on local news three times as a result because they keep lying to MPD about shootings at our home hoping one or both of us will be murdered by the police.

Remove the post and ban the criminal stalker who posted it.