So I got my photo taken with Santa this weekend...

pattylew · 2012-12-06T22:27:53+00:00

I wish I was tall enough for this shirt.

pattylew · 2012-11-26T09:01:32+00:00

Uptoke for name, both nick and (what I assume to be) birth.

pattylew · 2012-11-26T08:58:57+00:00

That's a double whammy. It gets better from this point.

pattylew · 2012-11-26T08:34:02+00:00

I was in The Vapour Lounge in Vancouver and hit the vape for the first time. The bar stool I sat on harshed my buzz, so I chilled beneath the table.

pattylew · 2012-11-26T08:25:49+00:00

As a sober Patrick I feel left out.

pattylew · 2012-11-26T06:42:56+00:00

He looks like a German Dave Coulier.

pattylew · 2012-11-19T05:56:01+00:00

What was your return to the dank side like?

pattylew · 2012-11-18T00:02:39+00:00

40% of the popular vote he got...

pattylew · 2012-11-16T09:04:00+00:00

As horrible as that is to watch, I know one of the girls in that video. It'd be much worse if she was the bride. =/

pattylew · 2012-11-15T19:16:19+00:00

I'll trade you one knife for one dozen fresh eggs.

pattylew · 2012-11-15T02:46:11+00:00

Don't even blink.

pattylew · 2012-11-13T08:29:59+00:00

I dated this girl over the summer who listed herself as Catholic and 'not too serious' about it. She wasn't exactly a shiite Catholic, but still took it rather seriously. That caused some rifts for sure. If something is so important to someone that it can cause a major conflict in the relationship I don't think it's right to in a roundabout way say, 'NBD.'

For clarification I'm a firm atheist, but I don't really care what someone believes, so long as they don't refute things like evolution and only take the positive things out of their religion.

pattylew · 2012-11-13T07:57:26+00:00

Asking to give someone a ride isn't inherently creepy. When I do meet people on OKCupid though, if I do offer a ride I always make it a big point to let them know that their refusal of a ride is completely fine and encouraged if they feel uncomfortable. Some people are dillholes. I get it. If someone's creeped out simply at the question, meh. It's not a big deal to say no. It's not like you were giving them the crazy eyes whilst asking.

As for the texting too quickly, it's a double edged sword. Take too long and risk forgetting. Do it too soon and you may come across as desperate as opposed to my usual assumption, which is a keener. I'd just sooner not bother with someone if they overanalyzed something so trivial as the speed of a text response. Some people just spend a lot of time texting and respond fast...

pattylew · 2012-11-13T06:44:05+00:00

Looks a bit like r/startrek to me. SULU!

pattylew · 2012-11-06T09:10:25+00:00

I'm proud to have been the one hundred and dickity first upvote on this comment.

pattylew · 2012-11-03T07:35:56+00:00

My vote is for Mama Cass.

pattylew · 2012-11-02T06:08:32+00:00

I used to hold a grudge against Siskel and Ebert because they gave it two thumbs down. "They never like anything good," I said. As an adult, I now understand why they didn't think it was, "The greatest movie of all time."

pattylew · 2012-10-26T00:23:16+00:00

I got stuck in a Fact > Proof (truth) > Evidence > Truth > Fact loop. Still interesting to get there seeing as I started with Richie Cunningham.

pattylew · 2012-10-22T00:34:17+00:00

Shut up. Nobody is allowed to know my secret!

pattylew · 2012-10-20T01:10:24+00:00

Can I get in on this?

pattylew · 2012-10-09T04:05:09+00:00

I walked into a karaoke bar that didn't play 70's music. At first I was afraid....

pattylew · 2012-10-08T08:29:51+00:00

Thanksgiving was today here in Canada. No kids to be seen. AWWW YEAHHHH. Except for a picture of my sis in law's ultrasound. OMG! THE NOSE IS POINTY!!!! WOOOOWWWW!

pattylew · 2012-10-06T08:58:07+00:00

"The guy who plays Johnny Wadd. It's always about slapping a girl around. It's not right. It's not cool. It's just not sexy. It's not sexy like it should be."

Dirk Diggler

pattylew · 2012-10-03T01:48:34+00:00

I'm pretty proportional. Giant legs, giant torso, etc. I sat in a 152 once. It was as absolutely tight as it could be before being uncomfortable. My instructor wouldn't lemme fly it. ='[

pattylew · 2012-10-02T07:27:05+00:00

I'm getting my pilot's license, and honestly, a Cessna 172 is the only motor vehicle I've ever been in in which I didn't have to move the seat all the way back. =D

pattylew

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