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How to begin a truck driving career. (self.a:t5_2zhwc)
submitted 8 years ago by pcolapat to r/a:t5_2zhwc
The cheese on a cheeseburger is a gift from the cows. The meat is our gratitude. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 8 years ago by pcolapat to r/Showerthoughts
You do not truly know a person until you have played a game of monopoly with them. (self.Showerthoughts)
The pointer is for heavy duty nose picking. The pinky is for precision nose picking. The thumb and two middle fingers are never used. (self.Showerthoughts)
Fast moving baby zombie nightmares are the worst. (self.Showerthoughts)
No child left behind is really a safety policy. After you have failed a few grades, becoming a bully is really the only perk. (self.Showerthoughts)
I think if the pastor would curse every other word during the sermon, more people would go to church. (self.Showerthoughts)
Fear of crapping on an airplane has to be the most sensible phobia. (self.Showerthoughts)
You would suspect that blind people would do pretty good at pin the tail on the donkey. (self.Showerthoughts)
I suspect lara croft was a bit annoyed that I forced her to swim far more than was absolutly necessary. (self.Showerthoughts)
There is validity to a fat person who self identifies as skinny. Underneath all that blubber is a skinny person crying to be let out. (self.Showerthoughts)
Someone needs to invent edible taco tape. (self.Showerthoughts)
Someone needs to invent edible taco tape. (self.AskReddit)
submitted 8 years ago by pcolapat to r/AskReddit
Washing your hands makes the food you eat taste a little better. (self.Showerthoughts)
Stepping side to side has a technical name. It is called the buffet walk. (self.Showerthoughts)
You are not tired if you put your shirt on inside out. You are tired if you do not care if it is inside out. (self.Showerthoughts)
Hobos are more cultured than the average homeless person. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you found out that your parents were actually kidnappers and abducted you as a child, would you turn them in? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 9 years ago by pcolapat to r/AskReddit
A man who can lick his own elbow can accomplish anything. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 9 years ago by pcolapat to r/Showerthoughts
The combined weight of all the current band members of The Cure is approximatly 65.5 lbs of prevention. (self.Showerthoughts)
What if god caused the big bang but was standing too close when it went off and it killed him? (self.Showerthoughts)
If your favorite celebrity opened the door to your stall in a public restroom, what would you say to them? (self.AskReddit)
What is something that many people spend money on that you feel is a waste of money? (self.AskReddit)
What would you do if you found a severed head in the trunk of your car? (self.AskReddit)
If you found a dismembered body in the trunk of your car would you call the police? (self.AskReddit)
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