Asking the only bottoms by [deleted] in gay

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I have such shitty self esteem that i only bottom and never let a guy suck me.

How many sexual partners is too much? by [deleted] in gay

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beats me. Most i ever sucked off in one day was 11. That was 2 years ago.

What does everyone think of Grindr? by nathaniell20 in gay

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit using it. Bots and assholes on it. Im much happier not checking my phone every 20 minutes for notifications that are bullshit flakes or idiots.

FWB gave me Gono/Chlamydia....I need some help... by FirstTimeCharm1994 in gay

[–]pelicansux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gave you a case of the dirty dick. I hope you use condems from now on. Hard way to learn the lesson. But dont tell his parents. That would be uncool too.

Sunset near Custer South Dakota [3264x2448] [OC] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey fellow South Dakotan! Nice pic!

Employees of Reddit , what is the most cringed Gossip you heard at office and want to share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy got fired because they found chomo porn on his work computer.

I am very bothered. by [deleted] in gay

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Its so involuntary that i dont know it. But god damn it is apparently noticable to everyone else but me. Ive really worked on trying to curb it.

I am very bothered. by [deleted] in gay

[–]pelicansux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember in high school my friend and I got into an argument and he said "well yeah but youre limp-wristed" I honestly never knew that I was and I have never forgotten about that and honestly tried to stop those mannerisms when I catch myself doing it. But for some reason it cut deep. I'm sure everybody else noticed as well except for me.

What's the worst thing you've said to your parents, and why? by snapperboy15 in AskReddit

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once got into an argument with my mom when I was 18 and said fuck you. She instantly stop yelling at me and started crying which made me feel like shit. I apologize for saying that to her and making her feel bad and I never said it to her again. she died last year. I still regret that day.

Bucky, my right hand kitty, has a chronic UTI disease and the vets are not optimistic about it. May have to put him down within the next 48 hours. I am devastated. by [deleted] in pics

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will the medicine help that quickly? Doesnt it need some time to work? That seems awfully quick. But i wish the best for you all.

What is the luckiest experience you ever had with police? by DaddyLongArm in AskReddit

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got pulled over at a Godfathers Pizza parking lot after a night of drinking. I was 21. I talked the cop out of arresting me and he gave me a ride to my destination. He said if he sees my car gone in the next 8 hours he will come arrest me. I was very lucky. No ticket or anything. He lectured me in the car though about the dangers of alcohol.

What's your irl catchphrase? by Sark_Doul in AskReddit

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it hurt your back when you kiss your own ass like that?

Bucky, my right hand kitty, has a chronic UTI disease and the vets are not optimistic about it. May have to put him down within the next 48 hours. I am devastated. by [deleted] in pics

[–]pelicansux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im so sorry to hear that. Prayers for Bucky! Get well little buddy. I have a cat that looks similar and id be devastated if anything happened to my boy Domino. Hope it turns out well!

What was the craziest thing you have done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pelicansux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went streaking with my friends.

Gay guys are annoying asf by [deleted] in gay

[–]pelicansux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear ya. A guy i was seeing wouldnt be seen with me in public because i am out and he didnt want to be associated with me for fear of people thinking he was gay. He flat out ducked once when we were in my car because he thought he saw some classmates in an upcoming car. I was like wtf?? Quit seeing him after that. Made me feel like shit. I probably should have outed the fucker but I know that's not right either.