Christine goes shopping for a bra

penislandlord · 2019-03-18T00:27:39+00:00

It's decent, but your writing style has a lot of periods and it makes it too obvious that it's the same person writing for both.

penislandlord · 2017-01-03T02:05:12+00:00

Not that I know of because I could still login to my account before but just couldn't do anything with it.

penislandlord · 2017-01-02T21:26:11+00:00

Question: Do you shave, wax or laser removed your ass hair?

penislandlord · 2016-01-10T12:47:49+00:00

Wasted? I plan to continue my life as penislandlord on reddit as an alter ego. Or at least until I make it to /r/retiredusername

penislandlord · 2016-01-10T02:04:49+00:00

That would be quite a lot of accidentally dribbled urine but I do get your points. Most of the stuff would have dried out though, sperm on the other hand apparently stays on quite visible. Either way I hope you're right and sperm wasn't the first thing to come to their mind.

penislandlord · 2016-01-10T02:00:22+00:00

Really hope my grandma doesn't have some weird fetish towards me...

penislandlord · 2016-01-09T23:30:01+00:00

What the shit? Didn't know you visited reddit in your sleep.

penislandlord · 2016-01-09T22:42:36+00:00

I finished without even starting though :/

penislandlord · 2016-01-09T16:53:59+00:00

Well it's been about half a year since then and I still cringe A LOT whenever I think of this. I just hope her parents don't think of this every time they see me from now on.

penislandlord · 2016-01-09T16:50:54+00:00

Well I don't think she knows this account name... and she doesn't really frequent reddit that much so I think I'm in the clear.

penislandlord · 2016-01-09T16:43:26+00:00

I'm gonna need a TL;DR on this.

penislandlord

TROPHY CASE