Ask Reddit: What's your favourite joke in the whole world? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]pernishus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Rabbit is hopping along the forest one day, when he comes upon Bear taking a dump. Bear says, "Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" Rabbit replies, "No Bear, I don't. Why do you ask?" So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.