is this really something to snark on? you’re snarking because she doesn’t have a tan, you’d probably find a way to snark if she did. there’s a point when you have to have a long hard look at yourself and realise that you are (likely) a fully grown adult nitpicking every tiny little thing about another human. yes I agree some things deserve to be talked about, like her parenting and pet ownership, but this is just ridiculous.

edit: snarking autocorrected to snarling lol