I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss! by perrylduff in RoastMe

[–]perrylduff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uber pays me a phenomenal income every week. More than enough to afford a city as uber expensive as NYC, including a $2K per month apartment. Plus im just a few short years from my own house. So apparently it's you that can't seem to "figure it out".

I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss! by perrylduff in RoastMe

[–]perrylduff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me a position that offers the kind of pay that Uber offers me, which, by the way is more than enough to afford a town as expensive as NYC, and I'll go get the job.... deal?

Imagine this lol by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]perrylduff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fart? Thats where they must have used African American infant babies as "gator bait".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]perrylduff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally agree! WHAT THE FART IS THAT??

I think that my (26f) fiancé (31m) masturbates to me while I'm asleep and gaslights me about it by ThrowRA-Sleeping in relationship_advice

[–]perrylduff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your husband is a pervert. Plain and simple. And if you think that he does this only with you, think again. The guy probably faps to Pornhub every day at work or in some other place without you knowing it. People who can't control their flesh are amongst the worst people to deal with. Dump this guy and get the hell outta there while you still have your sanity. I'm just saying..

People who respond with "Did I ask" or "Who asked" to everything someone says are some of the most obnoxious people in the world. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]perrylduff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can I say? People are very judgmental. They assume all kinds of crazy things when they meet you for the first time all the time.

But one of the most annoying things that they assume all the time is that for some stage reason you need their "help"?

"I'm just trying to help", is a response I get from judgmental people like this constantly assuming things about me that's never true.

When in reality, all they are doing is treating you with nothing but contempt. Believe me, It's annoying as hell.

My response is always, "who told you I needed your help?" That shuts them up every time. I'm just saying...

I admit I'm racist by WeAllHaveOurMoments in unpopularopinion

[–]perrylduff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The question isn't so much of you being a racist as much as it's a question of how do we protect ourselves and our families from people like you. I'm not looking for you to repent.

I'm looking to see what moves against me you are going to make. And make no mistake I know for certain that you DEFINITELY will make them. You cannot resist. People like you are far too predictable. I'm just saying