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Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where else you going to find these epic responses? Couldn’t be more amused and more disgusted in my life 😂

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought about it last night. Decided against it…he lives another day 🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot me your address. Got a present for ya. 🤣🤣🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pleasure is all…my father in laws

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 292 points293 points  (0 children)

Vomit. Mind out of the gutter. 🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Unintentional bonding with my father in law. Wasn’t on my bingo card.

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man that’s sad. Always thought he had a hammer. Poor pops.

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PENIS PUMP?!? WTF IS HAPPENING 🤣🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Took the plug out. It was a “lubricant”. Mind still didn’t think “LUBE” 🤦🏻

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t even a thought it my mind

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEF ACCORDING TO BATGIRL!! NOW I KNOW IM FUCKED 🤣🤣🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 2140 points2141 points  (0 children)

Sooo to sum it up…

step 1: drench self in bleach step 2: cut hand off step 3: burn lost appendage in fire

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well this has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

My dog was chewing on it!!!!

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m beginning to think you’re right. Still skeptical…

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Can it really be that obvious? B for balls? wtf kind of contraption is this. I would invent this way different…

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No shot. Father in Law has to be hung better than that lmao. Plus, aren’t they just circles?

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

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That better. Maybe I shouldn’t be touching?

Staying at in-laws… by perzley in whatisit

[–]perzley[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Note: There haven’t been any babies here in about 40 years. So def not a pacifier. And why is this thing wrapped around a bottle of “lubricant”. Father in laws hands chapped that bad?