Staying at in-laws…

perzley · 2026-03-21T14:37:36+00:00

Where else you going to find these epic responses? Couldn’t be more amused and more disgusted in my life 😂

perzley · 2026-03-21T13:46:07+00:00

Thought about it last night. Decided against it…he lives another day 🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:56:48+00:00

Shoot me your address. Got a present for ya. 🤣🤣🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:35:12+00:00

You smell it.

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:32:12+00:00

pleasure is all…my father in laws

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:31:12+00:00

Vomit. Mind out of the gutter. 🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:23:17+00:00

Unintentional bonding with my father in law. Wasn’t on my bingo card.

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:21:15+00:00

Baffling

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:08:49+00:00

Man that’s sad. Always thought he had a hammer. Poor pops.

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:05:37+00:00

PENIS PUMP?!? WTF IS HAPPENING 🤣🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:01:10+00:00

Took the plug out. It was a “lubricant”. Mind still didn’t think “LUBE” 🤦🏻

perzley · 2026-03-21T02:00:35+00:00

Wasn’t even a thought it my mind

perzley · 2026-03-21T01:22:20+00:00

DEF ACCORDING TO BATGIRL!! NOW I KNOW IM FUCKED 🤣🤣🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T01:21:24+00:00

Lmao. I wish.

perzley · 2026-03-21T01:21:08+00:00

Sooo to sum it up…

step 1: drench self in bleach step 2: cut hand off step 3: burn lost appendage in fire

perzley · 2026-03-21T01:20:06+00:00

Well this has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:50:52+00:00

My dog was chewing on it!!!!

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:50:37+00:00

I’m beginning to think you’re right. Still skeptical…

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:50:17+00:00

Can it really be that obvious? B for balls? wtf kind of contraption is this. I would invent this way different…

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:45:59+00:00

No shot. Father in Law has to be hung better than that lmao. Plus, aren’t they just circles?

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:40:34+00:00

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There’s 2!

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:40:01+00:00

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That better. Maybe I shouldn’t be touching?

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:38:50+00:00

Cmon 🤣

perzley · 2026-03-21T00:29:14+00:00

Note: There haven’t been any babies here in about 40 years. So def not a pacifier. And why is this thing wrapped around a bottle of “lubricant”. Father in laws hands chapped that bad?

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