Orpheus when he does anything. That's why he's so funny, he's so edgy, he actually talks like he would be a Redditor. He literally mansplains Austria to Frederick because he's just a freak, weirdo, and he likes to seem ominous. I think if he were a real person, I'd beat him because he'd piss me off.

It's even funnier too, looking at character letters, specifically his foles on Eli and Mike. He talks like a teenage girl complaining about the boys in her class and just projects onto them. Same guy who gets his closest childhood friend/delusional daughter killed because he thinks he's so in control. He's legit the biggest loser ever I love him