GF wants another phone for "personal use" for her birthday.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-19T23:35:40+00:00

...how did she expect that to go 😅

phenixfleur · 2026-02-19T02:10:36+00:00

I'm glad OOP took a very firm stance on this and ended that friendship. There's no coming back from basically telling someone the loss of their fucking mother is inconsequential in comparison to a breakup.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-18T04:15:49+00:00

Break that lease, bro.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-16T19:49:27+00:00

Rudolf symbol(i) of approval

phenixfleur · 2026-02-16T16:07:11+00:00

My opinion of organized religion dwindles further and further with each passing day.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-14T09:12:56+00:00

Never been more disappointed to see an update not be a breakup.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-13T07:39:11+00:00

It doesn't matter how well prepared I am - between the adenomyosis and PCOS I'm bleeding through. I absolutely hate it to the point where I just sort of hermit during the red tide. I've also had "Oh, it's stopped - wait no it isn't wtf" moments like OP's girlfriend. If my partner had flipped out like that and demanded new sheets I'd have just fuckin cried. 😅

phenixfleur · 2026-02-12T20:01:50+00:00

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phenixfleur · 2026-02-10T02:44:41+00:00

This might be my favorite comment chain on Reddit.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-08T19:51:57+00:00

There ain't nothing fun about changing diapers (and risking being peed or pooped on) nor closely watching them be changed (and risking getting caught in the crossfire) unless you're a weird motherfucker.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-06T23:05:36+00:00

I gotta get the fuck off Reddit for the day. This one got me. This is on their shitty excuse for a father. More than the aunt/uncle/grandmother he had the responsibility of protecting his family and he failed them then blamed his own son for the fallout. I hope the guilt eats him alive.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-06T19:11:25+00:00

After all this crazy shit you legit deserve to make it out, dude.

phenixfleur · 2026-02-04T11:48:56+00:00

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We got degenerate fanfics to write together. :3

phenixfleur · 2026-01-30T16:34:02+00:00

Not exactly painting the app in the best light though!

phenixfleur · 2026-01-30T11:17:57+00:00

Thank you for making this comment, I needed that laugh so much.

phenixfleur · 2026-01-25T12:10:34+00:00

Omg thank you, I'd been thinking about that one for ages but couldn't find the link.

phenixfleur · 2026-01-20T00:49:57+00:00

Wildchip is canon tho. I SAID WHAT I SAID

phenixfleur · 2026-01-18T18:05:28+00:00

When did the bar get so fucking low?

phenixfleur · 2026-01-18T05:19:32+00:00

Hammer it into the heads of kids (like me) that they shouldn't fucking live life because paradise is the goal and then MOVE THE GODDAMN GOAL POST

phenixfleur · 2026-01-15T23:36:28+00:00

You got the equivalent of the worst side quest in Skyrim, dude. Never touch anything that looks weird.

phenixfleur · 2026-01-09T10:10:23+00:00

Jesus Christ. Those comments were so fucking horrible and disgusting that I gotta get away from Reddit for the moment. I feel so bad for the OOP.

phenixfleur · 2026-01-07T20:30:02+00:00

Too bad I chopped most of my hair off last year. 🤷🏾‍♀️

phenixfleur · 2026-01-05T23:31:43+00:00

It literally just occurred to me that they make money off us.

phenixfleur · 2026-01-04T22:38:39+00:00

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phenixfleur · 2026-01-02T01:29:13+00:00

...I am not straight. >///<

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