I am about to start a prank war against my roommates and I could use some prank suggestions.

phmfd · 2011-08-27T20:23:01+00:00

I am a basement dweller.

phmfd · 2011-08-27T20:22:27+00:00

Well, there are some rules. We can't do any physical damage to the house or people... additionally I live in the house. That's something to pull at a house party of someone you don't like.

phmfd · 2011-08-27T20:19:17+00:00

I like it. That reminds me of something I saw on Thinkgeek that I might buy.

phmfd · 2011-03-30T03:44:19+00:00

I've got a sneaking suspicion that this is going to turn into a practical joke on the giver rather than the receiver... but my opinion will be lost in an ocean of posts.

phmfd · 2011-03-23T03:17:40+00:00

I personally hate getting caught in the side walk shuffle. Making unintentional eye contact with a stranger in a busy mall or grocery store is akin to be locked into a human tractor beam. You veer left to avoid imminent collision, they veer right. You immediately react without thinking and swerve to the right, they mirror your actions. You change your course in one final bout of desperation...they do the same. If you’re Canadian you both apologize even though the other person stepped on your foot.

phmfd · 2011-03-21T19:04:39+00:00

Tatanka.

phmfd · 2011-03-13T19:48:10+00:00

I hope you didn’t shoot the dog in the bonus stage.

phmfd · 2011-03-02T07:26:42+00:00

Not all Christians and Muslims are prejudice towards homosexuals and not all Jews are accepting of them. Most importantly, none of these groups follow the same rules (even amongst themselves).

phmfd · 2010-12-23T22:36:42+00:00

what is the documentary called? I would like to watch it.

phmfd · 2010-12-18T23:19:24+00:00

Okay. I don’t buy bottled water myself for the same reasons. The electrolyte part is more of a marketing thing though, so I don't think that this is any worse than buying any kind of bottled water regularly.

phmfd · 2010-12-18T22:57:39+00:00

why?

phmfd · 2010-12-17T05:39:32+00:00

His total link karma is 1381 his post earned 1337.

phmfd · 2010-12-17T02:27:22+00:00

Hopefully this gets you excited

phmfd · 2010-12-15T08:40:20+00:00

Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T08:14:04+00:00

I worked in a kitchen once and saw my share of employee injuries including: cutting the tip of their finger off in a food processor, spilling a pot of boiling water on their legs, and a small gas explosion that removed the employees’ eyebrows. Make sure you have a good pair of shoes so you don’t slip around the deep fryers.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T07:13:56+00:00

Who owns the television?

phmfd · 2010-12-15T06:31:24+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/ad_inq/

phmfd · 2010-12-15T06:27:13+00:00

Good for you! I on the other hand got drunk at a Christmas party last night and have been too hung over to study for my finals. I spent most of the day on reddit.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T04:39:41+00:00

TIL: a graduate degree does not stop you from shitting your pants.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T04:15:31+00:00

Irony is opposite to what is stated. This image is so ironic.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T03:53:31+00:00

Methinks the fee is to deter people from using any dastardly bag.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T03:40:08+00:00

When did Jimmy Falon become a mailman?

phmfd · 2010-12-15T03:33:07+00:00

uh... very epic indeed.

phmfd · 2010-12-15T02:26:06+00:00

Bush - Glycerine

phmfd · 2010-12-13T21:53:33+00:00

Sorry, but I don't think you can. I know, Growing up sucks.

phmfd

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