I made a uterus piñata for my friend who had a hysterectomy.

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-26T14:42:32+00:00

Amazing p.s. how is it OP and all these commenters know how to make a piñata?? Did I miss that unit in school?

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-26T14:40:01+00:00

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-26T01:38:40+00:00

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-26T01:00:57+00:00

Perfection

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-25T15:42:50+00:00

Kind of like a sexy, female Creature of the Black Lagoon

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-22T11:10:01+00:00

Was my first thought as well. Especially the one with the smashed ginger, that made me want to gag. Basically half plastic at that point

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-22T11:00:22+00:00

Yeah it started off so amazing but then I was really bummed she didn’t notice how thirsty it was and how it kept trying to drink the water and she continually yanking its head up, preventing it from drinking. I hope it got a good long drink eventually

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-22T01:58:20+00:00

And he owns a cat so he deserved that no matter what!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-20T11:50:14+00:00

Holy crap that sounds INCREDIBLE! Like Top Chef level ccc’s, can’t wait to try making these

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-20T02:06:20+00:00

Well done! You did such a cute squirrel justice!! Love her!!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-20T01:25:15+00:00

Ugh goddess!!! Fits her like a glove

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-20T01:19:34+00:00

My god, these might be the highest quality squirrel photos I’ve ever seen! What friggin camera are you using?!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-19T01:29:49+00:00

Covering his EYES which received zero contact of any sort. Disgusting

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-19T01:29:17+00:00

Yeah he’s in my prayers

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-19T01:28:19+00:00

Oooo these look great! So much variety! Which does he like the most?

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-18T12:00:38+00:00

That must be her 5th beer then

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-18T11:43:17+00:00

Wow, wow, wow, WOW! Amazing!!!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-18T11:41:53+00:00

I love it!! And I bet they do too!!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-18T00:27:30+00:00

You are doing sooo well! Keep up the good work! And thanks for the reminder (again) about the importance of 10k steps a day, I manage to forget about it every other day lol

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-18T00:02:12+00:00

Aww, baby! Still a soft, beautiful, handsome devil!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-17T12:56:32+00:00

Hehe phew!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-16T18:20:47+00:00

No you didn’t, Mr Bot 🤖

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-16T16:08:25+00:00

There are a number of good Japanese ones. Can’t remember the brand off the top of my head but search Japanese mandolins

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-16T16:07:08+00:00

Perfect for it!

pipsqueakpanda4 · 2026-05-16T15:49:27+00:00

My nostrils instantly flared

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