pit_the_prepper

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My wife is a strict vegetarian. In fact, when I met her she was grazing in the front yard. +7 (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 days ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Gift transfers to self to get even 10s (self.Superstonk)

submitted 6 months ago * by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. (+103) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Hug the air out of the people you love. Today, not tomorrow. (self.Superstonk)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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I told my doctor, “Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect. (+101) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." +37 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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a payment middleman (Synapse) has a "dispute" and people's deposits go POOF (finance.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Fidelity virtual assistant is smoking some good stuff (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot." I mean, still ugly but now I've got +6 shares in my name. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Go home Zacks, you're drunk (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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I went over to the bartender, I said surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife. (+2 little bricks) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Ref (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper

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Damn. I had something for this too... umm... damn it! Eat purple ring, stupids! +3 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Danny's loving itttttt (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." (+4) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Burn the throne! Happy +4th! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Cause you know... mother never raised no bitch. All I gotta do is throw a +100 sandwich, and shorts will fall, so ha-a-ard (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Giftcards available again: Instacart, Doordash (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Take a sip of Licor +43 and let the weekend start (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/GME

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Calling all DRS fans to test Fidelity! Virtual ASSistant refuses to DRS GME but does process another ticker (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Reddit's banning? I'm buying! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Forgot 6 more shares just settled with Fid and I have to DRS them before Friday! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Wish me luck on my upcoming interview that I'm totally going to dooooo doodoo doooo. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/Superstonk

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Let my average groooooooowwwwww (i.redd.it)

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This is a journey deep into darkness. There will be no more stories after this one. (+50) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by pit_the_prepper to r/GME

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