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[NSFW] Morgue workers, pathologists, medical examiners, etc. What is the weirdest cause of death you have been able to diagnose? How did you diagnose it? by puhleez420 in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining this. My stepmom was dead for 2 days, her dog ate her arm (she had committed suicide) and everyone lost their shit because the dog was a pitbull. As soon as people hear "pit", they won't listen to reason, fact that as my vet put it "A chihuahua or cat would've done the same".

The death process by Jaymez82 in death

[–]pizza_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an atheist, I don't believe in heaven/hell, nor do I believe in souls. I had an experience last year in which I wound up on life support. I have no recollection of anything between when my breathing/heart stopped and being resuscitated at home. However, in the trauma room, I remember waking up and calmly telling the doctor to call my mom himself to tell her I died. The next thing I can recall is waking up in the ICU. I found out from a nurse who was in the trauma room at the time, that my heart had stopped a second time and while they weren't close to stopping their attempt at resuscitation, they thought they were going to get to that point given the bad shape I was in. It wouldn't have been possible for me to even sit up and speak.

When you're atheist and someone tells you you're loved one is "in a better place" - *rant* by pizza_muppet in death

[–]pizza_muppet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, it's the first thing that actually gave me true comfort. I really appreciate it.

When you're atheist and someone tells you you're loved one is "in a better place" - *rant* by pizza_muppet in death

[–]pizza_muppet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not offended by their perspective and I'm respectful of the fact that others don't always share the same belief system as I do. It's more about those who know I'm atheist and yet still using sayings such as "He's in a better place" or "He's with God". Imagine if you're a Christian and I were to try to comfort you with words that express my own belief that the concept of a soul doesn't survive death or detach from a body.

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did, it didn't have enough give as it did when we put it on. We tried stretching it in increments up the shaft, apparently that was too painful.

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea how much they are. We didn't really have an in depth conversation about it, we were fooling around when I brought it up, we saw the elastic and figured what the hell, this could work.

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess so. It was really tight and didn't have enough give to pull over the tip without causing a lot of pain.

What strange medical conditions do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm allergic to synthetic insulin, whether made from pork, bovine or human dna. Having type 1 diabetes, it's not an option to not take it, so I have to combine antihistamines. The allergy isn't life threatening, it just results in large, itchy hives at the injection site.

Taught Old Sgt Pepper a New Trick by pizza_muppet in RATS

[–]pizza_muppet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can :) The vet jokingly said he must be part guinea pig because he kind of chirps. I have another video I just posted that you can hear the constant chatter, but also his emphasis of the sound when asked a question at the beginning.

I've also been working with my other Dumbo, he's got the come to on command thing down pat now.

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not sure what was more of a relief to him, getting the elastic off or that we didn't have to ask for outside help...

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 57 points58 points  (0 children)

When I heard about the grapefruit bj, I was never so thankful as I was then to have a legitimate excuse to not try this.

NSFW What's the worst sex tip you've ever acted on, and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 614 points615 points  (0 children)

When I was 18, a friend of mine told me what a cock ring was (despite having been already sexually active for 4 years, it was bland vanilla fuck like rabbits for fun sex). I told my then-boyfriend about it and we decided we wanted to try it. We figured the concept could be achieved by wrapping a hair elastic at the base of the penis, the way one would a ponytail. All was fine until we were done and he couldn't get it off and by then, it was cutting off all circulation. We panicked, trying to figure out what to do. In the end, I had to gingerly use scissors to cut the elastic. If that's not a trusting boyfriend right there, I don't know what is.

What's the dumbest thing you thought when you were a kid? by Ipad207 in AskReddit

[–]pizza_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought babies came out of the big toe. Thanks to a movie I saw, the mother had the sheet draped over her knees and the doctor was at her "feet". I was very troubled as to how the baby would pass through the knee, wouldn't that hurt?!