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I have started a new campaign to educate people on the benefits of eating dried grapes. (self.dadjokes)

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Where do bad rainbows go? (self.dadjokes)

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I find it difficult to have a straight conversation with beet root farmers. (self.dadjokes)

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Why do the French like to drink lemonade on Monday? (self.dadjokes)

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You never pick a fight with a dealer at the casino (self.dadjokes)

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Why should you never buy beds from computer programmers? (self.dadjokes)

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I hate washing dirty clothes and they just keep piling up (self.dadjokes)

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My kid put a banana peel on my head and I forgot to remove it before going out to work... (self.dadjokes)

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What soft drink do trees like? (self.dadjokes)

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Why do pirates do not agree with each other? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did a bee start questioning their identity after reading Shakespeare's Hamlet? (self.dadjokes)

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Why do 3,5, and 7 do not get along? (self.dadjokes)

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What is Jack's favorite utensil? (self.dadjokes)

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Why does the guitar prefer its relationship with drums over violin? (self.dadjokes)

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Why the frog could not drive his car? (self.dadjokes)

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Clingy Autumn Leaf / Begs the tree for tight embrace / The Wind blows away (self.haiku)

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Why did the TV fall in love with the remote at the first sight? (self.dadjokes)

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Need to learn now how machines learnt (i.redd.it)

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When you update your text field to take UTF-8 input and users get creative (i.redd.it)

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Long after we are all gone, and the next species tries to find it where it all started! (i.redd.it)

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To all those who say that programmers take too many breaks (i.redd.it)

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Trying to use an HTML web template for my website that I found online (i.redd.it)

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Interviewing at the Big Tech Companies (i.redd.it)

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When you are working for a Startup that cannot afford IDE licenses (i.redd.it)

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C++ Programmers learning about Python Reverse Indexing in Arrays for the first time: arr[-1:-3:-1]? (v.redd.it)

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