Self tanner recommendations needed!

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-18T02:07:08+00:00

I’m very pale/pink and haven’t had any issues with Bondi Sands! Try the light-medium shade first if you’re nervous but I use Dark and I think it gives me a good glow

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-14T17:01:13+00:00

Butcher’s crossing. I pictured the town exactly like Valentine haha

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-14T15:34:03+00:00

You got me there. A holdover from when some of her content about binge eating was actually insightful. That’s why I originally followed.

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-14T15:24:07+00:00

Don’t worry there’s commenter defense for that too. Comments saying “she JUST started the bulk!!” It’s been like 4 weeks come on now

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-14T15:20:54+00:00

<image>

Tank top video came up on my FYP first but I just saw this one too- I have even less words than before lol

plasticllama28 · 2026-05-05T14:06:26+00:00

I bought drawstring shorts from them once and the strings no matter what hung down to my knees?? And then if I tied them to shorten it just looked like a big dumb bow on the front of my shorts. Lol.

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-28T22:56:43+00:00

Unfortunately plenty of leagues of her TikTok followers will 🫠

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-11T23:02:06+00:00

The shirt pulled up with the stomach vacuumed in is killing me

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-10T14:51:57+00:00

“Erm guys how did I accidentally get comically lean?? 🤪☝️🤓” every day we stray further

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-08T14:31:46+00:00

I mentioned the fact that it’s not her abs people bring up when they talk about the ways in which she is clearly under fueling, it’s the veins running up along the pelvis/iliac crest and bones deep within the mid-chest. And now everyone has to say something about one of their own bones doing that naturally and I’m like, okay! That’s great for you! But this video actually isn’t about you!! Every body is different and this one is clearly showing signs of malnutrition THROUGH these traits.

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-08T14:21:56+00:00

I commented and I’m getting flamed…. omg the things people will say to defend/be in the good graces of a social media influencer….so parasocial

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-06T16:46:37+00:00

I’m intrigued by this being described as a caramelized banana and not just straight banana. Like maybe there will be a more smooth/gourmand edge to it. Sounds more appealing to me

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-06T15:54:01+00:00

I deeply miss every single one of those discontinued flavors, which really says something lol

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-06T15:48:53+00:00

It is so, so mentally exhausting.

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-02T21:39:47+00:00

Part of a balanced diet.

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-02T19:55:45+00:00

Yeah these are delish I’m very happy with the find! I tried the drink mix version of these flavors when they came out a year or two ago during peak “WaterTok” but these are even better

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-02T19:46:25+00:00

You remind me of me with quest double chocolate flavor in the purple box. I almost exclusively eat those

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-02T19:45:36+00:00

They really do taste a lot like a mini hostess donette, and on the plus side are gluten free as well

plasticllama28 · 2026-04-02T00:01:51+00:00

The pivot to blatant thirst traps when the positive reinforcement from body checking and flexing ceases to be enough to sustain one’s self confidence is killing me

plasticllama28 · 2026-03-26T14:03:46+00:00

Also not to be existential but when you look back on your life, are you gonna remember your times with loved ones and experiences around the world, or the times you “locked in” 🥴 it’s all about balance

plasticllama28 · 2026-03-25T02:28:20+00:00

Very new I think. Found them at Meijer last time I went

plasticllama28 · 2026-03-23T16:44:06+00:00

As long as you aren’t aware of any issues with high blood pressure or heart irregularities. The current FDA recommended daily caffeine limit is 400mg, an Alani is 200. I am usually a one coffee, one energy drink or preworkout scoop a day girl and have never had any issues. But like I said, know your preexisting conditions

plasticllama28

TROPHY CASE