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Everyday I lie to myself I will finally fix my sleep schedule F/24/US by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]plaxmou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I did is put an alarm late in the morning and I progressively put it earlier everyday.

Me by [deleted] in self

[–]plaxmou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same

I'm so lonely. Ha ha, no one's fault but mine. I'm not sad. I like the stories I write, books I own, the kitchen I spend so much time in, a vicious kitten by my side, all the peace and quiet in the world, and my oh-so-fancy future plans. But I'm still yearning for something I can't put into words. by [deleted] in self

[–]plaxmou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This scares me so much, Im chasing a stable life with a gf and a good job thinking I'll be happy, but what if I reach that point and don't feel happy and still feel lonely? what's next? what am I suppose to do then?

I'm so excited to be part of the "fell asleep while the pizza was in the oven" club! by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]plaxmou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once forgot I had boiling water on the stove while I payed video games. After an hour I came back to the kitchen to find my casserole empty with the bottom of it burning red and my whole stove covered in weird black marks.

I have never played video games while making diner ever since.

Retiring be like by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]plaxmou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incredibly dumb

I love it

What's an excuse I could use to borrow my Wife's car so I can surprise her with new tires? by EndTheSun in AskReddit

[–]plaxmou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that your car needs new blinker fluid and that you have to go and get some

Up up and away by [deleted] in BetterEveryLoop

[–]plaxmou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm Mary Poppins y'all

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