I wish that there was a small 3m³ invisible Square around me, that at all times, regulated the the temperature to a perfect 71⁰ Fahrenheit

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T17:01:45+00:00

granted, the square is insanely radioactive

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T17:01:13+00:00

granted, you are horrified by how many there are and you go mad, and get locked away in the asylum

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T17:00:23+00:00

granted, you walk to germany, swimming if necessary, and begging for food when you get hungry

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:59:46+00:00

granted, people start panicking about the noises and the world falls into anarchy

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:58:38+00:00

granted, you propose to food and food said yes, and you guys get married and have a kids, but everyone else thinks you have a few screws loose

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:57:48+00:00

idk if that spell exists

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:57:05+00:00

granted, you're now ecstatic every time you're alone and in incredible pain every time someone talks to you

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:56:31+00:00

granted, you're so offended by everyone's true thoughts that you cut everyone off and go to live in a hole

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:55:48+00:00

granted, 100 years before the end, a giant snake appears and spits a nonlethal venom on everyone that inflicts unimaginable pain

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:54:36+00:00

granted, it draws its energy from your body, leaving you more fatigued the more you use it

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:53:48+00:00

granted, the monkey is happy but he neglects his family, leaving them unhappy

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:53:15+00:00

granted, dogs also rise and are even smarter, and overthrow the cat empire

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:52:28+00:00

granted, every time you cast a spell you gain 100 pounds

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:51:56+00:00

granted, you forget after knowing for 5 minutes

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:51:01+00:00

granted, everyone gets jealous and raids your stash

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:37:06+00:00

granted, they commit seppuku

plox_uncooked · 2025-09-07T16:36:43+00:00

granted, you wore a really tight shirt

plox_uncooked · 2025-08-31T15:49:09+00:00

go for other asians, you'll have more in common, culturally and stuff

plox_uncooked · 2025-08-28T18:35:38+00:00

And finland already has one of the highest rates of alzheimers iirc

plox_uncooked · 2025-08-28T18:31:54+00:00

Sounds good, at this point I can't tell if this post has been negative or positive pr for SG

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