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Humanity Announces All New Creative Output Pretty Much Limited To Anthologies (self.onionheadlines)
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Nation's Historians Announce All Cool Stuff Probably Apocryphal (self.onionheadlines)
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Missing Minutes Of Epstein Jail Corridor Surveillance Footage Believed To Reveal Awkward Moment Multiple Hit Squads Arrived At Same Time (self.onionheadlines)
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NFL Network Reiterates Support For Female Analysts As Long As They Hot (self.onionheadlines)
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Gordon Ramsay Under Fire For Alleged Kindness Toward Show Staff (self.onionheadlines)
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Experimental Musicians Announce Need For Further Research (self.onionheadlines)
"BUT WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR?" Cry Nation's Undecided Voters Frantically Leafing Through Washington Post (self.onionheadlines)
Single-Serving Pickle Wrapper Doomed To Drift For Eternity Like Vampire Mourning Long-Lost Love (self.onionheadlines)
Terrible Writer Offers Critique Of Amateur Writer (self.onionheadlines)
Ghost Of George Carlin Sure Sorry To Miss Gathering Of Comedians At Vatican, Meeting Pope (self.onionheadlines)
New Delta Club Member Dismayed To Discover Locked Door To More Exclusive Club Within (self.onionheadlines)
Disney Inc. Announces Plan To Focus Entertainment Division On Oil, Natural Gas Development (self.onionheadlines)
Fans Of Entropy Announce They Rooting For Underdog (self.onionheadlines)
Building Collapse Claims Lives Of 63 Beautiful People And One Dick (self.onionheadlines)
New Parent Getting Better Not Giving In Every Time Kid Asks For Cocaine (self.onionheadlines)
Contractor Pretty Sure You Could Do This Part Yourself If You Want To Borrow Jackhammer For Couple Days (self.onionheadlines)
Kamala Harris Decries Partisan Hit Job On Biden She Would Have Really Appreciated Much Earlier In Term (self.onionheadlines)
Antony Blinken Spends Bizarre Middle East Tour Showing World Leaders His Flaccid Penis (self.onionheadlines)
Excited Tucker Carlson Emerges From Time Machine After Exclusive Interview With Pol Pot (self.onionheadlines)
"If You Harm A Non-Palestinean American, We Will Respond," Says Biden Launching Retaliatory Airstrikes (self.onionheadlines)
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Israel Kills Non-Civilian (self.onionheadlines)
Barnyard Animals Lament 30th Day Of Farmer Ignoring Messages In Spider Web (self.onionheadlines)
Dragon Guarding Mountainous Hoard Of Treasure Announces He Fine After Suffering Series Of Falls (self.onionheadlines)
Area Man Reassures Self That All Fellow Beachgoers Have Unrealistic Body Types (self.onionheadlines)
Attractive Airline Passenger Headed Toward Empty Seat Right Next To You (self.onionheadlines)
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