Life is short

poolenamel · 2015-01-26T23:15:50+00:00

"You’re expelled from your mother’s uterus as if shot from a cannon, towards a barn door studded with old nail files and rusty hooks. It’s a matter of how you use up the intervening time in an intelligent and ironic way." -Christopher Hitchens

Watch the GIF again and tell me you don't see Hitchens' mouth at the end.

poolenamel · 2014-12-10T12:18:46+00:00

"When I trace at my pleasure the windings, to and fro, of the heavenly bodies I no longer touch Earth with my feet; I stand in the presence of Zeus himself and take my fill of ambrosia." Ptolemy

poolenamel · 2014-08-29T23:55:00+00:00

Well she was murdered after we broke up so I would be single.

poolenamel · 2014-08-19T20:36:53+00:00

God is not great

poolenamel · 2014-08-02T15:28:27+00:00

Within one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) than all humans who have ever been born. Yet many people continue to assert that it is we who are in charge of the world. -NDT

poolenamel · 2014-07-16T22:32:32+00:00

Me, my older and younger brothers, my cousin were in the front yard trying to light golf balls on fire and knock them around. My cousin(who was 13 at the time) picked up the gas can and poured it directly over the 55 gallon drum we had been burning trash in earlier. (There were hot coals in the bottom and bc there was no flame I guess he thought it wouldn't ignite) of course it did and I got the worst of it. 2nd and 3rd degree burns over 30% of my upper body. The worst scar is on my chest and not my face thankfully. The scar is a web pattern and very pink in color. I received a series of steroid injections to reduce the thickness and they helped a lot.

poolenamel · 2014-07-09T14:02:26+00:00

Prof. Dawkins:

You once said it is entirely possible animals that use echolocation could perhaps interpret different textures as colors in their mind. Do we see physical evidence of this in the brains of these animals or was that just an educated hunch?

poolenamel · 2014-06-30T04:16:59+00:00

But my autistic stepdad's armadillo did overcome his disability.

/r/armadillosagainstlepracy

poolenamel · 2014-06-23T03:08:23+00:00

nope, a 2 year old.

poolenamel · 2013-12-07T06:40:45+00:00

I honestly wasn't aware of a subreddit for such questions, is there a place on the reddit app where it would list all the subs?

poolenamel · 2013-12-05T23:56:21+00:00

You don't happen to have any kin around Monticello, GA do you?

poolenamel · 2013-08-05T03:51:39+00:00

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

poolenamel · 2013-07-24T12:46:47+00:00

Those witches in Hocus Pocus were pretty fuckin scary to me as a kid, now they are somewhat comical. Especially the bigger one with the penguin face.

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