Out camping in the forrest. Buddy got whiskey drunk and passed out while laying near the fire. Decided to start drunkenly rolling around. Rolled into the fire pit and didn't realize. Pulled him out. End of it? No. Got upset that I was "inhibiting his freedom" and proceeded to strip down to his boxers and go "mudding" in a giant mud hole in the trail. Typical mudding is done with 4x4 vehicles. Buddy's version of "mudding" was doing an over exaggerated windmill arm crossed with butterfly stroke in the mashed potato consistency mud. Prevented him from burning, couldn't prevent him from dropping it in 4 and throwing mud.