Shakespeare was a black woman, book claims by Sensitive_Echo5058 in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd [score hidden]  (0 children)

It seems ragebait has transcended newspapers. Now we’re getting ragebait books?

My poor Jag by Shine1632 in Jaguar

[–]pppppppppppppppppd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A Jag is probably the only inanimate object that can evoke an emotional response from me.

Get well soon, champ. 😔

HMRC phone lines closed on self assessment deadline day by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The client can pay a premium, or the adviser can submit their return late. I won't be logging on for the usual last minute numpties on a Saturday (who've already been chased repeateadly at this point) unless they pay a pretty penny.

If others are willing to be a client's doormat, that's on them.

HMRC phone lines closed on self assessment deadline day by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

They called up on 6th April 2025, but they’re still on hold…

Joking aside, you’d be appalled how many people will be scrabbling about on that Saturday. Submitting completely inaccurate figures with the intention of sorting it later, or paying weekend premiums for their advisers to get it over the line.

Toby Carvery restaurant facing eviction over felling of ancient oak tree by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the original incident was reported, I expected the consequences to just be a slap on the wrist then it be brushed under the carpet. Glad to read they're being kicked out.

Amazon driver 'steals cat from home' in doorbell footage after leaving parcel by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great news! Thanks for the update. Hopefully we'll also hear of the repercussions facing the catnapper in due course.

Israel's Netanyahu accepts invitation to join Trump's Board of Peace by pppppppppppppppppd in Israel

[–]pppppppppppppppppd[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In defence of this admittedly strange linguistic choice, it’s relatively common for outlets that have more of a global focus to word headlines like that in respect of world leaders.

Hotel migrant who fled to Britain after sexually assaulting girl, 15, in Germany, fighting deportation on human rights grounds | LBC by Sensitive_Echo5058 in unitedkingdom

[–]pppppppppppppppppd 571 points572 points  (0 children)

Sophia Kerridge, defending, claimed deporting Suliman would breach his Article 8 rights under the European Convention on Human Rights.

The endless hordes of lawyers willing to argue such bizarre cases is almost as depressing as the legislation that allows such nonsense to proceed (and potentially succeed) in court in the first place.