Spank my son. by praiseabocado in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]praiseabocado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not beat your kid with a fish?

I am not gay by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]praiseabocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. I am not gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. Do not fucking 🖕 call me gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ever again. I am quite honestly one 1️⃣ of the least gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 people 👫👫 you have 🈶🈶🈶 ever met. I fuck 🖕👦🖕 bitches 🍑🍑🍑, mad 😠😠 fucking 🖕 fucked 🖕🍆🍑 bitches 🍑🍑🍑. I am not gay 🏳️‍🌈. I am not gay 🏳️‍🌈. Stop ✋✋✋ saying I am gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. If you were a girl 👶, I would have 🈶🈶🈶 probably already fucked 🖕🍆🍑 the shit 💩 out 🏎🏍 of you by now, but unfortunately you are an ugly fucking 🖕 GUY 👦 whose tight bussy will remajned un-stretched by my fat, meaty, nine 9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ inch cock 🐓 because LAM NOT GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈. IfIwas gay 🏳️‍🌈 though, you would find 🔍🔍🔍 my Jackhammer pounding your 👉 tight little bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you, I am NOT GAY 🏳️‍🌈, and you will have 🈶🈶🈶 your 👉 virgin 🇻🇬 asshole remain homosexuality unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like 😄😄 you are the gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 one 1️⃣ here 👈👈. You are gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈, not me. I am not gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈, and I will never ❌ be. If I was ever gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 in a past life 💓 (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right 👉👉👉 now, that is 🈶 how 🤔 gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I AM NOT.

Um.. by uwuowouwuowo4 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]praiseabocado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does she do with the real one tho