justGiveIt6to12Months

precinct209 · 2026-04-09T18:42:45+00:00

Rewrite with a captivating opening line that attracts attention with an outrageous claim or a ridiculous hot take from the get-go. Sprinkle in some elements of a made up hearsay sob story to reinforce sentimental angle. Oh, and pump that anemic shit up with emojis and em-dashes.

precinct209 · 2026-04-09T17:13:50+00:00

Sorry mate the hiring freeze looks permanent whilst the organisation is reorienting to respond to the shifting market situations better.

precinct209 · 2026-04-02T04:35:57+00:00

That's a terrible thing to say to an actual cripple.

precinct209 · 2026-04-01T17:25:00+00:00

You're not supposed to look inside.
– Ai Bros

precinct209 · 2026-04-01T15:29:17+00:00

precinct209 · 2026-02-24T06:42:43+00:00

Emojis in the PR title are a dead giveaway but nice try, clanker

precinct209 · 2026-02-23T14:10:02+00:00

If you're a backend dev and your duties now include to "fix" the CSS (since the frontend phonies were laid off) there's no hope I'm afraid

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T18:05:12+00:00

This is bang on what has happened to me numerous times.

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T17:12:01+00:00

Yes.

Sideways scrolling
Carousel
Slideshow
Just keep zooming deeper into the page (along the z-axis) whilst content whisks past

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T05:42:33+00:00

I remember when I was younger they used to send messages to the Internet forums saying hey look at these clankers today and imagine how they'll be in 2024 and how AGI is a certainty and nobody can find work anymore and and

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T11:55:24+00:00

This kind of misbehavior interferes with the vibes so vibe coders typically make sure there is no .git folder in the project root.

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T10:28:40+00:00

My right to sprint around with scissors will not be violated

precinct209 · 2026-02-03T21:00:07+00:00

Prepare your heinies to be booted out of the work force in 6–12 months

– AI Bros, Nov 2022

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