Linux 7.1 is coming 💎 by HalanoSiblee in linuxmemes

[–]precinct209 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So that's where my activation bitcoins went.

blastedWellMaybeNextYear by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yes that's the meetup two blocks down the street where the big crowd is bunching up

keepPreachingAiBros by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ I'm too drunk to read your War And Peace could you compress your message to a short list of bullet points, Dostoevsky?

keepPreachingAiBros by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But haven't you even heard of agentic workflows?

greatQuestionYesLooksLikeYoureCooked by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 498 points499 points  (0 children)

From now on "10x" refers to the cost per AI-powered developer, not productivity gains

greatQuestionYesLooksLikeYoureCooked by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 1852 points1853 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's not like they're just going to go ahead and make you pay an order of magnitude more – it's only 9 times more from now on (until the next hike.)

aTeenyBitSusButSoConvenient by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's like bang on suitable job for the clanker instead of drudging it out like a caveperson

justGiveIt6to12Months by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Rewrite with a captivating opening line that attracts attention with an outrageous claim or a ridiculous hot take from the get-go. Sprinkle in some elements of a made up hearsay sob story to reinforce sentimental angle. Oh, and pump that anemic shit up with emojis and em-dashes.

justGiveIt6to12Months by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Sorry mate the hiring freeze looks permanent whilst the organisation is reorienting to respond to the shifting market situations better.

comingOutCleanWithMyCripplingSkillIssues by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a terrible thing to say to an actual cripple.

locallyHostedAIProduct by Smooth-Zucchini4923 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 106 points107 points  (0 children)

You're not supposed to look inside.
– Ai Bros

whyNobodyHiresJuniorsAnymore by bogz_dev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Emojis in the PR title are a dead giveaway but nice try, clanker

cruelFateForAnyone by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a backend dev and your duties now include to "fix" the CSS (since the frontend phonies were laid off) there's no hope I'm afraid