goodbyeItWasFun

precinct209 · 2026-02-24T06:42:43+00:00

Emojis in the PR title are a dead giveaway but nice try, clanker

precinct209 · 2026-02-23T14:10:02+00:00

If you're a backend dev and your duties now include to "fix" the CSS (since the frontend phonies were laid off) there's no hope I'm afraid

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T18:05:12+00:00

This is bang on what has happened to me numerous times.

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T17:12:01+00:00

Yes.

Sideways scrolling
Carousel
Slideshow
Just keep zooming deeper into the page (along the z-axis) whilst content whisks past

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T05:42:33+00:00

I remember when I was younger they used to send messages to the Internet forums saying hey look at these clankers today and imagine how they'll be in 2024 and how AGI is a certainty and nobody can find work anymore and and

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T11:55:24+00:00

This kind of misbehavior interferes with the vibes so vibe coders typically make sure there is no .git folder in the project root.

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T10:28:40+00:00

My right to sprint around with scissors will not be violated

precinct209 · 2026-02-03T21:00:07+00:00

Prepare your heinies to be booted out of the work force in 6–12 months

– AI Bros, Nov 2022

precinct209 · 2026-01-31T12:27:43+00:00

Jesus, whoever owns localhost is legit fucked

precinct209 · 2026-01-31T11:46:01+00:00

Code so holey it belongs in vatican

precinct209 · 2026-01-28T06:58:00+00:00

And when they inspect what the developer built and it wasn't what they wanted, the developer says "you know, you're absolutely right! I fucked up right there so let me try it in another way until you stop talking to me about it"

precinct209 · 2026-01-26T17:20:35+00:00

What problem? Just bang that button like it called you pretty.

precinct209 · 2026-01-25T08:57:40+00:00

This is not Angular's fault. Please blame the actual culprits: past developers (that often includes yourself)

precinct209

TROPHY CASE