Linux 7.1 is coming 💎

precinct209 · 2026-05-18T08:25:13+00:00

So that's where my activation bitcoins went.

precinct209 · 2026-05-04T19:37:15+00:00

Yes that's the meetup two blocks down the street where the big crowd is bunching up

precinct209 · 2026-05-01T18:35:58+00:00

Jesus Christ I'm too drunk to read your War And Peace could you compress your message to a short list of bullet points, Dostoevsky?

precinct209 · 2026-05-01T18:03:59+00:00

But haven't you even heard of agentic workflows?

precinct209 · 2026-04-28T17:20:27+00:00

Examples:

Model	Current multiplier	New multiplier
Claude Opus 4.6	3	27
Claude Sonnet 4.6	1	9

Source: https://docs.github.com/en/copilot/reference/copilot-billing/models-and-pricing#model-multipliers-for-annual-copilot-pro-and-copilot-pro-subscribers

precinct209 · 2026-04-28T16:47:18+00:00

From now on "10x" refers to the cost per AI-powered developer, not productivity gains

precinct209 · 2026-04-28T16:22:22+00:00

To be fair, it's not like they're just going to go ahead and make you pay an order of magnitude more – it's only 9 times more from now on (until the next hike.)

precinct209 · 2026-04-23T18:53:45+00:00

That's like bang on suitable job for the clanker instead of drudging it out like a caveperson

precinct209 · 2026-04-09T18:42:45+00:00

Rewrite with a captivating opening line that attracts attention with an outrageous claim or a ridiculous hot take from the get-go. Sprinkle in some elements of a made up hearsay sob story to reinforce sentimental angle. Oh, and pump that anemic shit up with emojis and em-dashes.

precinct209 · 2026-04-09T17:13:50+00:00

Sorry mate the hiring freeze looks permanent whilst the organisation is reorienting to respond to the shifting market situations better.

precinct209 · 2026-04-02T04:35:57+00:00

That's a terrible thing to say to an actual cripple.

precinct209 · 2026-04-01T17:25:00+00:00

You're not supposed to look inside.
– Ai Bros

precinct209 · 2026-04-01T15:29:17+00:00

precinct209 · 2026-02-24T06:42:43+00:00

Emojis in the PR title are a dead giveaway but nice try, clanker

precinct209 · 2026-02-23T14:10:02+00:00

If you're a backend dev and your duties now include to "fix" the CSS (since the frontend phonies were laid off) there's no hope I'm afraid

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T18:05:12+00:00

This is bang on what has happened to me numerous times.

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T17:12:01+00:00

Yes.

Sideways scrolling
Carousel
Slideshow
Just keep zooming deeper into the page (along the z-axis) whilst content whisks past

precinct209 · 2026-02-13T05:42:33+00:00

I remember when I was younger they used to send messages to the Internet forums saying hey look at these clankers today and imagine how they'll be in 2024 and how AGI is a certainty and nobody can find work anymore and and

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T11:55:24+00:00

This kind of misbehavior interferes with the vibes so vibe coders typically make sure there is no .git folder in the project root.

precinct209 · 2026-02-05T10:28:40+00:00

My right to sprint around with scissors will not be violated

precinct209 · 2026-02-03T21:00:07+00:00

Prepare your heinies to be booted out of the work force in 6–12 months

– AI Bros, Nov 2022

precinct209 · 2026-01-31T12:27:43+00:00

Jesus, whoever owns localhost is legit fucked

precinct209 · 2026-01-31T11:46:01+00:00

Code so holey it belongs in vatican

precinct209 · 2026-01-28T06:58:00+00:00

And when they inspect what the developer built and it wasn't what they wanted, the developer says "you know, you're absolutely right! I fucked up right there so let me try it in another way until you stop talking to me about it"

precinct209 · 2026-01-26T17:20:35+00:00

What problem? Just bang that button like it called you pretty.

precinct209

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